Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Lounge > Media Center

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-10-2013, 11:14 AM  
gblowfish gblowfish is offline
Be Kind To Your Pets
 
gblowfish's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $3171214
Possibly the Worst Guitar Solo Ever Publicly Performed?

Some music club in Chicago. After a decent harmonica riff, some douche with a 30 foot long guitar chord cranks out a Nigel Tufnel influenced guitar solo -at the :45 sec mark.

Not only is this one of the most fetid, tone deaf solos ever, how can you **** up a solo in a standard blues shuffle? Jesus man, scales are your friend....

Also, notice the stunned silence in the audience after his solo. And the body language of his fellow band mates who would prefer to be shot dead than to perform with this guy. Priceless!

Posts: 25,240
gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 05:23 PM   #2
Demonpenz Demonpenz is offline
Getting Hectic
 
Demonpenz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $134325
that's the video they will show during his intervention.
Posts: 44,171
Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 05:39 PM   #3
siberian khatru siberian khatru is offline
21st Century Schizoid Fan
 
siberian khatru's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
Casino cash: $122203
Are we sure that's not something like this?

__________________
If you make enough good decisions, three-year plans turn into two-year plans and five-year plans turn into three-year plans. If you make bad decisions, 10-year plans turn into no plan. -- Dayton Moore, 2006

"I'm not talking about getting to .500, I'm talking about winning the World Series when I say eight to 10 years." -- Dayton Moore, May 20, 2009
Posts: 42,904
siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.siberian khatru has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 05:40 PM   #4
DJ's left nut DJ's left nut is offline
Gonna take a break for awhile.
 
DJ's left nut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $52518
Sounds like Marty McFly losing his shit during Johnny B Good...
__________________
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.

2013 Adopt-A-Chief: AJ Jenkins, WR #13
Posts: 19,561
DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 05:52 PM   #5
LiveSteam LiveSteam is offline
All aboard the crazy train
 
LiveSteam's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $71483
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut View Post
Sounds like Marty McFly losing his shit during Johnny B Good...
It most certainly does
Posts: 15,988
LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 05:54 PM   #6
Brock Brock is offline
Do it.
 
Brock's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
Casino cash: $160873
I love how he rolls up his sleeves before proceeding to shit the bed.
Posts: 42,720
Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 06:04 PM   #7
Frazod Frazod is offline
Banned
 
Frazod's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: my own personal pig hell
Casino cash: $1001187
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock View Post
I love how he rolls up his sleeves before proceeding to shit the bed.
Is listening to this worth the risk of it getting stuck in my head?

I'm thinking..... NO.
Posts: 91,143
Frazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < Cassel
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 06:09 PM   #8
DJ's left nut DJ's left nut is offline
Gonna take a break for awhile.
 
DJ's left nut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $52518
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Is listening to this worth the risk of it getting stuck in my head?

I'm thinking..... NO.
Can't happen.

It would be like getting a cat stuck in a blender in your head - there's just not enough rhythm to wedge itself in there.
__________________
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.

2013 Adopt-A-Chief: AJ Jenkins, WR #13
Posts: 19,561
DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 06:15 PM   #9
Gravedigger Gravedigger is offline
Plays to win the game!
 
Gravedigger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Lenexa KS
Casino cash: $26152
This had to be:

A. The bandmate saying "F You All!" Just shredding because he wanted to embarass the band, maybe even the lead singer because he goes right up to her and pretends to kiss her or share lyrics or something and she pushes him away.

B. He actually thinks he's a guitar player.

Even if this guy was a stand in, how the hell do you go on stage with him not knowing what he's going to do. Why didn't they cut his feed five seconds into it when it was clear how obnoxious he was being? If one of my bandmates did that back in college the other four of us would've kicked him out right then and there and spent the rest of the night apologizing to crowd for his dipshittery.
__________________
The OFFICIAL Chiefs slogan, "Oh well, there's always next year."
Posts: 2,610
Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Gravedigger has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 09:17 PM   #10
Demonpenz Demonpenz is offline
Getting Hectic
 
Demonpenz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $134325
I think it might be fake. He isn't even hitting the wrong notes clean.
Posts: 44,171
Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Demonpenz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 09:20 PM   #11
Frazod Frazod is offline
Banned
 
Frazod's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: my own personal pig hell
Casino cash: $1001187
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut View Post
Can't happen.

It would be like getting a cat stuck in a blender in your head - there's just not enough rhythm to wedge itself in there.
Perhaps, but also, I just don't like listening to suck.
Posts: 91,143
Frazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < CasselFrazod < Cassel
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 09:21 PM   #12
salame salame is offline
Under the Sofa
 
salame's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Casino cash: $108298
does he hit up the whammy bar?
__________________
Posts: 4,429
salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.salame would the whole thing.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 09:38 PM   #13
Fat Elvis Fat Elvis is offline
Beard Merit Badge
 
Fat Elvis's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2001
Casino cash: $10888634
I don't play the guitar. In fact, I don't play any instrument. But periodically I have this dream where a band will ask me to get up on stage with them. It sounds bad, but not quite that bad.
__________________

Mr. Irrelevant
Posts: 6,652
Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.Fat Elvis threw an interception on a screen pass.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 09:49 PM   #14
cosmo20002 cosmo20002 is offline
Debunking your bullshit
 
cosmo20002's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: KC area
Casino cash: $117144
That's nothing. You can see worse at Guitar Center on a daily basis.

/Dane
Posts: 15,126
cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cosmo20002 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2013, 09:58 PM   #15
Sweet Daddy Hate Sweet Daddy Hate is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: ABQNM
Casino cash: $1102221
Are you kidding me? That was Greg Ghin-a-riffic!
Posts: 18,397
Sweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < CasselSweet Daddy Hate < Cassel
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:19 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.