Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Royal Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-13-2013, 08:33 AM  
gblowfish gblowfish is offline
Be Kind To Your Pets
 
gblowfish's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $14448
VARSITY
Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

Yes, that's the actual headline on this story!

http://tinyurl.com/pw7mpzn

A man who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.

The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.
Meanwhile, another charlatan – this one in India – has offered a similar defense.

“Godman” Asaram Bapu, 73, revered by millions across India for his sermons on “enlightenment”, has been charged with raping a 16-year-old schoolgirl at one of his ashrams in August.

Bapu has denied the sexual assault allegations levelled by the teenage girl and her parents, all devotees of the guru.

The elderly preacher also claimed he is physically incapable of rape but police say medical tests show him to be in good shape.

Said Ajayal Lamba, Deputy Commissioner of Police in Jodhpur:
The team of doctors is saying he is perfectly, medically, mentally and physically fit.

Bapu is currently languishing in jail awaiting trial after a court rejected his bail plea The prosecution plans to present a detailed dossier of the charges in the trial soon, he said.

The case took a weird twist when a fellow “Godman” and a keen follower of Bapu, castrated himself. At this stage, according to the authorities, his motive so doing so is unclear.

Baba Premdas, 60, was found bleeding from self-inflicted wounds at his home in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. He was admitted to a local hospital and then taken to a bigger health facility for surgery where his condition “is stable”.
Posts: 28,044
gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:35 AM   #2
kepp kepp is offline
MVP
 
kepp's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $7782
Brilliant!
Posts: 9,820
kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.kepp Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:38 AM   #3
KILLER_CLOWN KILLER_CLOWN is offline
Be HEALED!!!!!!!
 
KILLER_CLOWN's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Fascist State
Casino cash: $5873
In before the "That never worked for me" stories ensue.
__________________
"Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father ... And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."

"If the people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 24,253
KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.KILLER_CLOWN is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:41 AM   #4
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $8802
That's the way I'd do it
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 10,200
ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:42 AM   #5
Count Zarth Count Zarth is online now
DOWN WITH MAV
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $23330
Geno?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace View Post
Royals win, I leave forever. I'll even take an IP ban.

Giants win, you leave forever.
Posts: 169,321
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:49 AM   #6
Flachief58 Flachief58 is offline
Duck the Fonkeys
 
Flachief58's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $7008
Brilliant little ****er
Posts: 5,255
Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Flachief58 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:52 AM   #7
BigChiefTablet BigChiefTablet is offline
Veteran
 

Join Date: Oct 2010
Casino cash: $6774
Wait. She paid him $3 grand to do this, then claimed rape?
Posts: 2,021
BigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBigChiefTablet 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 08:54 AM   #8
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $8802
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet View Post
Wait. She paid him $3 grand to do this, then claimed rape?
It's not rape if you pay for it
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 10,200
ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 09:06 AM   #9
Mike in SW-MO Mike in SW-MO is offline
Starter
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $6454
Did he successfully exOrcise the vagina?

Or did he just exErcise it?
Posts: 322
Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Mike in SW-MO must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 09:07 AM   #10
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $8802
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike in SW-MO View Post
Did he successfully exOrcise the vagina?

Or did he just exErcise it?
He ****ed it
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 10,200
ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 09:20 AM   #11
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
No known superpowers
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: In A World Few See
Casino cash: $6264
VARSITY
I think the only way this works is to find an incredibly stupid woman.
__________________
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!
Posts: 77,346
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 09:21 AM   #12
big nasty kcnut big nasty kcnut is offline
Hey wanna fight!
 
big nasty kcnut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: wichita kansas u.s.a.
Casino cash: $6481
The devil in his pant made him do it.
Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 12,693
big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 09:43 AM   #13
jerryforeverrice80 jerryforeverrice80 is offline
Starter
 
jerryforeverrice80's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2013
Casino cash: $5080
I'm in the wrong line of work.
Posts: 297
jerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutjerryforeverrice80 is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 09:45 AM   #14
Rausch Rausch is offline
MVP
 
Rausch's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Jefferson City, mo., USA
Casino cash: $14181
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
I think the only way this works is to find an incredibly stupid woman.
*Rausch runs out the door en route to the nearest Kohls*
__________________
Quote:
"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico View Post
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
Posts: 51,534
Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2013, 10:05 AM   #15
Graystoke Graystoke is offline
Veteran
 
Graystoke's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
Casino cash: $6244
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch View Post
*Rausch runs out the door en route to the nearest Kohls*
Kohls you say huh?
Posts: 1,778
Graystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliGraystoke 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:37 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
A new website that shows member-created construction site listings that need fill or have excess fill. Dirt Monkey @ https://DirtMonkey.net
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.