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Old 09-16-2013, 10:44 PM  
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Dontari Poe should just be called "Beast Mode"

I can't recall a DT with his skill set. There are only so many people in the world who weigh 340 lbs, and I dare say out of those select few (ok, in 'murica there are lots of them) he is without a doubt the fastest. Its not that he just disrupts the backfield; this guy plays sideline to sideline and can chase a runner down from behind. And he plays all three downs. He played 100% of the defensive snaps in the Dallas game. For a guy that size, that is unheard of. Any other person that size would of keeled over with a heart attack.

What is really scary about this guy is that everyone says it takes at least three years for a defensive lineman to learn his position in the NFL. This guy should have had a longer learning curve because by all accounts he didn't have any coaching in college to speak of. Give the kid a couple of years and he may well be one of the all time greats. I know it is early to say that, but I watch the guy and my jaw just drops at what he can do.

To put it in perspective, Haloti Ngata went to his first pro bowl in his fourth year when he recorded 36 tackles (26 unassisted) and 1.5 sacks. In two games in his second year, Poe went total Beast Mode and has recorded 10 tackles (9 unassisted) and 3.5 sacks.

The guy is inhuman--he is Beast Mode.
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Old 09-17-2013, 08:34 PM   #121
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It looks like a fat suit.
You're the expert, but I happen to agree with you. Not enough jiggle.

UNLESS, he's one of those types of humans that carry all their abdominal fat on the INSIDE of the abdominal muscles, you know, like the Iron Sheik.

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Old 09-17-2013, 08:44 PM   #122
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:03 PM   #123
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Why dont we just call him Adam, seeing he gave up ribs for the Chiefs and all.
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:07 PM   #124
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Why dont we just call him Adam, seeing he gave up ribs for the Chiefs and all.
You seem to be pissing blood.
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:25 AM   #125
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Seriously, it has to be either "The Hippo" or "The Mountain".
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:31 AM   #126
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Seriously, it has to be either "The Hippo" or "The Mountain".
I'm not getting this reference...
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:43 AM   #127
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I'm not getting this reference...
Which one?

"The Mountain" is a GOT character.

"The Hippo" is one developed based upon their similar ears.
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:55 AM   #128
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Which one?

"The Mountain" is a GOT character.
I'm assuming God of Thunder here.

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"The Hippo" is one developed based upon their similar ears.
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Old 09-18-2013, 03:44 AM   #129
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I'm assuming God of Thunder here.

Game of Thrones. The Mountain is a bad mother****er.

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One of these is Dontari Poe. The other is a hippo. Can you tell which is which?




Hippos. They ruin a lot of human beings days. Not unlike Dontari.
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Old 09-18-2013, 06:13 AM   #130
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:29 AM   #131
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One of these is Dontari Poe. The other is a hippo. Can you tell which is which?



Thatís easy, Dontario doesnít sweat red sunscreen or have a tail that helicopter spins when he sharts to spread his scent around.








That we know of.
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:32 AM   #132
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:38 AM   #133
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That’s easy, Dontario doesn’t sweat red sunscreen or have a tail that helicopter spins when he sharts to spread his scent around.








That we know of.


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Old 09-18-2013, 07:58 AM   #134
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