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Old 09-18-2013, 05:09 PM  
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Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:48 PM   #31
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If it's good enough for Lipizzaner stallions, it's good enough for kids.
so we left the bar one night a bit lit, ( common in 80's Nebraska)
some asshole was leaning on my dad;''s truck , he loved that truck maroon &8 GMC short bed,

he went to our drinkin buddies truck got a cattle pod and zapped the truck

swear that dipshit jumped 3 feet straight out into the road


it was amusing
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:01 PM   #32
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:34 PM   #33
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:16 AM   #34
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:26 AM   #35
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:29 AM   #36
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That's why you put them in cages with a juicebox and some crackers and go watch TV.
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:30 AM   #37
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:32 AM   #38
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That's why you put them in cages with a juicebox and some crackers and go watch TV.
We have a 23' x 24' playroom that's been childproofed, along with a mesh gate so they can't escape, but also has a 47" LCD, soundbar and huge sofa for me and my wife.

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Old 09-19-2013, 12:41 AM   #39
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:05 AM   #40
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The patenting thread on reddit pretty much tipped me in favor of never replicating.

Now if I can get over my irrational fear of sharp objects working near my but sack
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:55 AM   #41
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The patenting thread on reddit pretty much tipped me in favor of never replicating.

Now if I can get over my irrational fear of sharp objects working near my but sack
You should have that but sack looked at...Seriously...
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:12 AM   #42
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:22 AM   #43
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:33 AM   #44
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Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.

Lol i have to watch my 2 sisters kids 3 of them ages 3-4-5. I know what u mean about kids getting out of control. Once they get going its over nothing can contain them lol. I'm not one to yell at them unless they are fighting with one another. Its just when they get going it gets rough. After I just wanna lay down and relax
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:43 AM   #45
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