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Old 09-18-2013, 06:09 PM  
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Watching Kids

Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.
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Old 09-19-2013, 08:51 AM   #46
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NEVER get outnumbered by kids
No. Make sure they have other kids to play with. So much easier.
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Old 09-19-2013, 08:55 AM   #47
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Any kid older than 7 should be able to be controlled and not be a hellyon. If not, your brother and sisters should do a better job of not raising psychos
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Old 09-19-2013, 08:58 AM   #48
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Any kid older than 7 should be able to be controlled and not be a hellyon. If not, your brother and sisters should do a better job of not raising psychos
IF they have siblings. That's the key.
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:01 AM   #49
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It depends on the relationship you have with the kids. Or break out the nyquil and everyone gets a little nappy. My aunt used to give her kids nyquil whenever they flew from Chicago to Cali. Kids slept the whole way.
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:03 AM   #50
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:15 AM   #51
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I feel your pain.
I spent so many years afraid of being anchored down by a kid that I was 37 before Mrs. Radar and I decided it was time to have one or have none at all.
Now that we have a child and I see what I’ve been missing out on I wish we would have done it earlier, we’d have had at least one more.
They’re a handful but also a blessing. I know that sounds cheesy but I’m not enough of a wordsmith to properly relay the joy my son gives me, so there you have it.
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:19 AM   #52
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I'm nearly 48 and have a one year old. I also have a five year old.

I think it's awesome.

Being a parent isn't easy unless you act like a parent. Sleep schedules, play schedules and plenty of love is the answer.
Stevieray and his wife had a little girl last year after Steve turned 50.
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:40 AM   #53
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If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.
Well, normally you don't get four all at the same time.

Also, it really is different with your own kids. Being around my nieces and nephews sets my teeth on edge but it wasn't that bad with my own (though I enjoyed them more from about 7 years old on).
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:41 AM   #54
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Stevieray and his wife had a little girl last year after Steve turned 50.
That's great for them but - **** that.
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:45 AM   #55
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Stevieray and his wife had a little girl last year after Steve turned 50.
No further proof of his insanity is needed.
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Old 09-19-2013, 09:49 AM   #56
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Old 09-19-2013, 11:36 AM   #57
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That's great for them but - **** that.
Maybe if Steve could’ve talked her into more of that the baby wouldn’t be an issue.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:49 PM   #58
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:18 PM   #59
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I'll be 52 in 2 months, my first child, a son, is 6 days old. They keep you young right? Right? Crap, I'm so screwed.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:25 PM   #60
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I'll be 52 in 2 months, my first child, a son, is 6 days old. They keep you young right? Right? Crap, I'm so screwed.
I couldn't even imagine.

I have some neighbors who's son knocked up the class skank right before HS graduation. She kept the kid (he wasn't in the picture) but descended into a life of drugs and child neglect so my neighbors had to step in and get custody and raised the child themselves for awhile (they were in their mid-40's at the time).

I admire them for it but I told both my boys to keep it in their pants, or at least wrapped, because I'm not raising a kid for them. I'm done with that.
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