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Old 09-18-2013, 05:09 PM  
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Watching Kids

Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:28 PM   #61
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I'll be 52 in 2 months, my first child, a son, is 6 days old. They keep you young right? Right? Crap, I'm so screwed.
I've got a friend that's 53 who has a five year old and a one year old. I suppose it helps that his wife is 36 but he's loving it.

Enjoy!

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Old 09-19-2013, 02:30 PM   #62
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:44 PM   #63
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I've got a friend that's 53 who has a five year old and a one year old. I suppose it helps that his wife is 36 but he's loving it.
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:45 PM   #64
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
Good grief, you're a miserable human being.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:49 PM   #65
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:51 PM   #66
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
I'll have to admit that I have always been uncomfortable around little kids, even my own. However, this is over the top,
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:52 PM   #67
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:54 PM   #68
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
Your parenting ideas are even more hilarious than your political ones....

You'd make a nice case study.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:56 PM   #69
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I'll have to admit that I have always been uncomfortable around little kids, even my own. However, this is over the top,
What part? I mean, I've never seen any daycare worker or elementary school teacher or Sunday school helper or whatever who wasn't a woman. Not one. Maybe my kids just never encountered them just as I didn't as a child. On the flip I've yet to see a female construction worker, roofer, deck builder, or car repair person. It's so weird you'd think they'd be everywhere.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:01 PM   #70
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What part? I mean, I've never seen any daycare worker or elementary school teacher or Sunday school helper or whatever who wasn't a woman. Not one. Maybe my kids just never encountered them just as I didn't as a child. On the flip I've yet to see a female construction worker, roofer, deck builder, or car repair person. It's so weird you'd think they'd be everywhere.
I think you need to get out more.

I agree with Frosty though, im not a natural with kids either. I'm not really good at fake socializing though either.

Faking amusement/conversation for someone else has never been my strong suit, so when i have to engage in a conversation with a 5 year old that isn't mine....it's a little rough for me to say the least. I try though. I was an only child that was never around kids younger than myself, so at least i have somewhat of an excuse lol.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:06 PM   #71
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Faking amusement/conversation for someone else has never been my strong suit, so when i have to engage in a conversation with a 5 year old that isn't mine....it's a little rough for me to say the least. I try though. I was an only child that was never around kids younger than myself, so at least i have somewhat of an excuse lol.
Very much this. All of my kids' friends were scared of me because I didn't talk when they were around.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:08 PM   #72
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I think you need to get out more.

I agree with Frosty though, im not a natural with kids either. I'm not really good at fake socializing though either.

Faking amusement/conversation for someone else has never been my strong suit, so when i have to engage in a conversation with a 5 year old that isn't mine....it's a little rough for me to say the least. I try though. I was an only child that was never around kids younger than myself, so at least i have somewhat of an excuse lol.
So I need to get out more. To meet folks like you who basically agreed with my general premise anyway. Sweet.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:13 PM   #73
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
You must not have kids. Nothing beats watching them grow up, tucking them in and rocking them to sleep. Just the fact that you say a guy has to be a perv to show their kids affection says you are deeply disturbed and have no clue what it takes to be a Real Father.
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Old 09-19-2013, 03:15 PM   #74
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So I need to get out more. To meet folks like you who basically agreed with my general premise anyway. Sweet.
I said you need to get out more because there are plenty of women in construction and plenty of men teaching grade skill. My son's first teacher was a male.
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
Not sure what you mean by this. Other people's kids...yeah...that is a bit weird. But I did enjoy spending time with my son before he became a creepy teenager.
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