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Old 09-18-2013, 06:09 PM  
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Watching Kids

Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:16 PM   #76
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:18 PM   #77
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Not sure what you mean by this. Other people's kids...yeah...that is a bit weird. But I did enjoy spending time with my son before he became a creepy teenager.
I bet your wife spent (and ejoyed spending) way more time with the infants than you did. But I'm sure there are exceptions to every rule. I haven't yet encountered a group of men with their baby strollers eating lunch together at Panera but when I do I'll report back to this board.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:22 PM   #78
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I bet your wife spent (and ejoyed spending) way more time with the infants than you did. But I'm sure there are exceptions to every rule. I haven't yet encountered a group of men with their baby strollers eating lunch together at Panera but when I do I'll report back to this board.
You've just described a typical Saturday in Los Angeles except instead of a Panera's, it would the beach, Lake Hollywood, etc.

There's a big difference being a first or second time Dad in your mid-to-late 40's than in your 20's.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:24 PM   #79
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I bet your wife spent (and ejoyed spending) way more time with the infants than you did. But I'm sure there are exceptions to every rule. I haven't yet encountered a group of men with their baby strollers eating lunch together at Panera but when I do I'll report back to this board.
Oh, we're talking about infants? Nah, can't say much of that was what I would call enjoyable. Toddler up through elementary school was the most fun for me.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:27 PM   #80
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I'll be 52 in 2 months, my first child, a son, is 6 days old. They keep you young right? Right? Crap, I'm so screwed.
You're going to be ****ing 70 when that kid graduates from High School, Jesus man I am not nearly as adventurous as you are.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:27 PM   #81
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:30 PM   #82
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Not sure what you mean by this. Other people's kids...yeah...that is a bit weird. But I did enjoy spending time with my son before he became a creepy teenager.

Teen years were/are the most fun for me, though my youngest is 16 so still has time to turn into a creepy teenager.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:33 PM   #83
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Oh, we're talking about infants? Nah, can't say much of that was what I would call enjoyable. Toddler up through elementary school was the most fun for me.
Yep. No doubt. (Well for us at least, some of the super-dads loved infancy. They're better humans however so that is to be expected)
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:37 PM   #84
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Teen years were/are the most fun for me, though my youngest is 16 so still has time to turn into a creepy teenager.
I was actually looking forward to it, but sometime when he was in middle school our relationship turned into one giant conflict that still hasn't ended. I hardly even see or talk to him any more even though he still lives in my damn house.
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:41 PM   #85
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I was actually looking forward to it, but sometime when he was in middle school our relationship turned into one giant conflict that still hasn't ended. I hardly even see or talk to him any more even though he still lives in my damn house.
That's too bad.

My oldest went through his rebellious stage when he was 8 (no lie). He was a lot of fun to be around from about 12 on, though he could still be a pain in the butt, as any kid will. He's off to college now and I miss him.

I think I lucked out with both of my boys.
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:05 PM   #86
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No he's not. He's just telling you that so you won't think less of him. He thinks that by lying about how wonderful little children are, you'll think he's a better person.


Men aren't wired to love and hug and cuddle small children or live in their imaginations or rock them to sleep. Women are. Men are built to explore and work and create things in the real world. Any man who pretends he loves spending time with little kids should immediately raise suspicion he's either lying, or a perv.
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:08 PM   #87
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Old 09-19-2013, 06:24 PM   #88
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