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Old 09-20-2013, 10:06 PM  
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Tomorrow is my bachelor party. My wedding is right around the corner. My bachelor days are going to be gone. We are off to San Diego in the am. I hope tomorrow never ends.
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Old 09-21-2013, 08:35 AM   #46
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BAN ALL CELL PHONES!
  • Some jackass at your bachelor party when everyone is drunk and the stripper is squatting on your face or sucking your ding dong will take a photo.
  • He will then go home very drunk to his bitchy girlfriend.
  • She will be ask him all sorts of questions and being the weak pussy he is will show his girlfriend, who by the way happens to be best friends with your wife-to-be, the incriminating photos of you and your lewd acts.
  • Bitch calls your fiance and your are in deep shit!

Just my two cents.........


There should be more places where there are no pix allowed.

Congrats to OP. All that has been said is true.
Hope she is a nice person and a good cook.
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Old 09-21-2013, 08:41 AM   #47
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There should be more places where there are no pix allowed.

Congrats to OP. All that has been said is true.
Hope she is a nice person and a good cook.
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Old 09-21-2013, 08:41 AM   #48
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Old 09-21-2013, 08:43 AM   #49
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I thought he was pretty clear about getting married...
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Old 09-21-2013, 08:48 AM   #50
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Old 09-21-2013, 08:54 AM   #51
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:06 AM   #52
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:06 AM   #53
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Tomorrow is my bachelor party. My wedding is right around the corner. My bachelor days are going to be gone. We are off to San Diego in the am. I hope tomorrow never ends.
Don't do it dude! Seriously, you still have time to change your mind about the wedding.
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:20 AM   #54
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Come on man. I came in thinking you were dying or something. JFC dude!!!!

Congratulations on getting married though.
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:31 AM   #55
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:37 AM   #56
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:37 AM   #57
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Bachelor parties are so cliche.

Shit, mine we hit a bar that was near a comedy club. Had drinks, went to the comedy club, back to the bar and grill for some food and booze. Played pool for hours and shot the shit.

Only drink someone bought for me was an Irish car bomb .. I got good n drunk, but not like the shit in the movies etc.
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:39 AM   #58
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Bachelor parties are so cliche.

Shit, mine we hit a bar that was near a comedy club. Had drinks, went to the comedy club, back to the bar and grill for some food and booze. Played pool for hours and shot the shit.

Only drink someone bought for me was an Irish car bomb .. I got good n drunk, but not like the shit in the movies etc.
This is a good thing.
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Old 09-21-2013, 09:53 AM   #59
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Old 09-21-2013, 10:22 AM   #60
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