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Old 09-23-2013, 07:48 AM  
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:55 AM   #31
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:55 AM   #32
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This whole thing reminds me of a joke.

This kid is on the road, and stumbles across the first whorehouse he's ever seen. He's pretty close to broke, but wants to lose his virginity as part of his adventure. So he goes up to the madam behind the front desk and says "I want to lose it, but I don't have much money. In fact, I'm almost broke." So the madam says, "Well kid, one of my old skank hookers kicked the bucket a couple days ago. She's still up in room 12, and if you want an hour with her, I'll only charge you five bucks." Kid goes, "Well, five bucks is all I got, so here ya go..." and he heads up to room 12. An hour later he comes back down to the lobby. The madam says "How was it?" Kid goes: "Not bad, but her nose kept running." Madam says "Oh....she must be full...."
OMG, that is gross.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:55 AM   #33
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Before your dick shriveled up and died.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:55 AM   #34
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:56 AM   #35
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:00 AM   #36
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:00 AM   #37
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:01 AM   #38
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Went the full 8 seconds...

Is..is that enough to catch the herpe-ghona-syphili-aids?

I'll need to check with the judges on that one...

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Old 09-23-2013, 09:02 AM   #39
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:06 AM   #40
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She says she's not a prostitute. Hell, if you're gonna be a whore, why not go all the way and make a buck?

Rent out two rooms with a two way mirror between. put a bed in one room and a few chairs in the other. At one door, have someone selling tickets to those waiting to get it. Even have a "Now Serving #" sign posted above the door. At the door to the next room, you could have someone else charging people to get in to watch. She could make a killing.
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:08 AM   #41
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:18 AM   #42
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:22 AM   #43
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:24 AM   #44
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:29 AM   #45
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She says she's not a prostitute. Hell, if you're gonna be a whore, why not go all the way and make a buck?

Rent out two rooms with a two way mirror between. put a bed in one room and a few chairs in the other. At one door, have someone selling tickets to those waiting to get it. Even have a "Now Serving #" sign posted above the door. At the door to the next room, you could have someone else charging people to get in to watch. She could make a killing.
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