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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:56 AM   #31
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Seriously though - in reference to the Westboro Baptist folks.....what's wrong with your people, man?
Those Are People That Worship Themselves.

As Usual, I'm Just Some Lame Excuse They Pulled Out Of Their Asses, Because If There's One Thing People Love, It's Feeling Superior To Other People.

Drives Me Up The Wall.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:57 AM   #32
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:57 AM   #33
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Can we talk to Dog instead?
I Don't Know Who That Is.

I Assume He's Less Interesting Than Me, Though.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:58 AM   #34
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Don't **** With Me, Man. This Is Not A Party Trick.
Should I consider this a mild rebuke since You didn't use all caps?
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:58 AM   #35
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Can you microwave a burrito so hot, that even you cannot eat it?
With your Penis still inside?
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:58 AM   #36
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Can you microwave a burrito so hot, that even you cannot eat it?
You Know What, I've Never Tried!

I've Been Asked The Same Thing About Making Heavy Rocks.

The Answer Is, I Don't Know. I've Never Even Tried. Too Busy.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:59 AM   #37
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Should I consider this a mild rebuke since You didn't use all caps?
I'm Watching You, Man.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:00 AM   #38
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With your Penis still inside?
I Do Not Have A Penis. I'm Not A Biological Creature.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:01 AM   #39
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You Know What, I've Never Tried!

I've Been Asked The Same Thing About Making Heavy Rocks.

The Answer Is, I Don't Know. I've Never Even Tried. Too Busy.
You can make the Earth in 6 days, but you are always busy? What takes up so much of your time?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:01 AM   #40
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Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
I'm getting a few grey eyebrows and don't like them. So far my stylist has been able to eliminate them but I'd like a better solution.
Can you hook me up?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:04 AM   #41
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Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.
We ran Skip Towne off. Isn't that good enough?

BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:05 AM   #42
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You can make the Earth in 6 days, but you are always busy? What takes up so much of your time?
Great Question. People Are Always Under The Impression I'm Helping Planets Rotate Or Influencing Weather.

Sorry, Folks. I Created The Laws Of Physics A Loooong Time Ago. Those Things Are Taking Care Of The Tectonic Plates And Pretty Picnic Days And All That. So That's All On Auto-Pilot.

What I Do Varies From Planet To Planet, Galaxy To Galaxy, Universe To Universe.

As Far As You People Are Concerned, I Provide A Neverending Source Of Compassion That Is Constantly Available, And Ebbs and Flows As Your Own Individual Situations Demand. People Choose To Dig Into Those Reserves (Or More Frequently, Don't), But My Primary Pleasure Here Is Providing That Warmth So That You Can Take Advantage Of It Any Time You Want.

But You Gotta Keep In Mind How Much Real Estate I'm Running. The Multi-verse Is Pretty Big.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:06 AM   #43
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I'm getting a few grey eyebrows and don't like them. So far my stylist has been able to eliminate them but I'd like a better solution.
Can you hook me up?
I Think You Look Nice.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:08 AM   #44
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We ran Skip Towne off. Isn't that good enough?

BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire?
He's Pretty Much Wasting His ChiefsPlanet Time On Another Equally Vast Waste Of His Effort.

I Like Skip. Hopefully He'll See The Light (GET IT!?!?) And Come Back.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:08 AM   #45
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I Think You Look Nice.
Thanx but I don't like it.
Could I sacrifice a lamb or something?
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