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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

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Old 09-24-2013, 01:09 AM   #46
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Thanx but I don't like it.
Well, You're Wrong.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:10 AM   #47
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Well, You're Wrong.
What, are you infallible or something?
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:10 AM   #48
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Did you let Jesus get crucified because you didn't want to pay child support?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:11 AM   #49
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What, are you infallible or something?
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
No Need To Apologize.

Just Age, Gracefully. Stop Worrying About Bullshit That Doesn't Matter Like Eyebrow Hair.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:12 AM   #50
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Did you let Jesus get crucified because you didn't want to pay child support?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:13 AM   #51
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Did you let Jesus get crucified because you didn't want to pay child support?
Jesus Got Crucified Because He Was An Incredible Political Force On Behalf Of The Poor And The Needy In What You Know As The First Century, Common Era.

It Was A Choice He Made. He'd Rather Die And Help The Less Fortunate Than Live And Not Fight For Them.

Pretty Much The Embodiment Of What I Want Basically Everyone To Do.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:16 AM   #52
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Pretty Much The Embodiment Of What I Want Basically Everyone To Do.
How's that working out for you?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:16 AM   #53
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He's Pretty Much Wasting His ChiefsPlanet Time On Another Equally Vast Waste Of His Effort.

I Like Skip. Hopefully He'll See The Light (GET IT!?!?) And Come Back.
You are supposed to like everyone... big surprise that you like Skip.

Also... where the **** were you from 2001 - 2004? Some seriously heavy shit went down in my life, because of you no less, and you were nowhere to be found. In fact, I think this is the first real conversation we have had since I was a teenager... and don't give me any of this cosmic multi-verse bullshit. I left you hundreds of voice mails.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:17 AM   #54
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How's that working out for you?
Praying CD doesn't get smitten...
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:17 AM   #55
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How's that working out for you?
Mixed Results.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:20 AM   #56
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You are supposed to like everyone... big surprise that you like Skip.
I'm Not Supposed To Like Anybody. I Just Do. Big Difference.

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Also... where the **** were you from 2001 - 2004? Some seriously heavy shit went down in my life, because of you no less, and you were nowhere to be found. In fact, I think this is the first real conversation we have had since I was a teenager... and don't give me any of this cosmic multi-verse bullshit. I left you hundreds of voice mails.
You Gotta Understand I Can't/Won't/Don't Micromanage That Shit. I Have Basically No Interest In Doing That.

The Way You Need To Think Of It Is This: Everything That Happened To You Carved You Into The Person You Are Today. A Person With A Unique Capacity To Sprinkle Positive, Productive Guidance And Support To The People Around You, A Capacity That Cannot Be Duplicated, Ever.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:24 AM   #57
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I'm Not Supposed To Like Anybody. I Just Do. Big Difference.



You Gotta Understand I Can't/Won't/Don't Micromanage That Shit. I Have Basically No Interest In Doing That.

The Way You Need To Think Of It Is This: Everything That Happened To You Carved You Into The Person You Are Today. A Person With A Unique Capacity To Sprinkle Positive, Productive Guidance And Support To The People Around You, A Capacity That Cannot Be Duplicated, Ever.
So you will hand hold a bunch of assholes that turn on you every chance they (Isrealites) get but you turn your back on me because "you don't want to micromanage". You are everything I expected you to be post 2001.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:28 AM   #58
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So you will hand hold a bunch of assholes that turn on you every chance they (Isrealites) get but you turn your back on me because "you don't want to micromanage". You are everything I expected you to be post 2001.
I Didn't Hand Them Israel. There Is No Such Thing As Property Bestowed To You By The Lord. That's Such A Silly Notion, Yet A Ridiculous Percentage Of People Think I'm In The Business Of Carving Up Land For People I Like More Than Others.

I Also Never Turned My Back On You. I Like You Now. I Like What You're Capable Of. I Think You Can Really Run With It.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:30 AM   #59
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I Didn't Hand Them Israel. There Is No Such Thing As Property Bestowed To You By The Lord. That's Such A Silly Notion, Yet A Ridiculous Percentage Of People Think I'm In The Business Of Carving Up Land For People I Like More Than Others.
I'm talking about the ancient Isrealites. The ones you sent a stuttering idiot and his brother to go get out of Egypt.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:30 AM   #60
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