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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:44 AM   #91
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I believe you to be more than capable of both.

I have long had a theory about you.

I believe you had the universe when you were a child. You grew it and loved it but being a little shit... you also liked to shake the shit out of it, tap on the glass, and every now and then take a magnifying glass "just to see what would happen". (Old Testament)

You grew into a young adult and had a better grasp of humanity and the kind of things that we as humans needed to thrive and grow. Then we killed JC. After that comes the book of Revelations which is essentially a gigantic **** you to human kind and an anvil just hanging over our collective heads while we can do nothing about when/how it will drop. (New Testament)

You then grew into an adult. Tired of your childish things, you set the universe on a shelf and forgot it existed. Every now and then we might catch a glimpse of you while you are rooting around in your closed but by and large... we don't hear from you.

Personally... I like the adult you the best.
Well Jeez. If Those Are The Options I'm Facing, I'd Like The Adult One The Best As Well.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:46 AM   #92
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I believe you to be more than capable of both.

I have long had a theory about you.

I believe you had the universe when you were a child. You grew it and loved it but being a little shit... you also liked to shake the shit out of it, tap on the glass, and every now and then take a magnifying glass "just to see what would happen". (Old Testament)

You grew into a young adult and had a better grasp of humanity and the kind of things that we as humans needed to thrive and grow. Then we killed JC. After that comes the book of Revelations which is essentially a gigantic **** you to human kind and an anvil just hanging over our collective heads while we can do nothing about when/how it will drop. (New Testament)

You then grew into an adult. Tired of your childish things, you set the universe on a shelf and forgot it existed. Every now and then we might catch a glimpse of you while you are rooting around in your closed but by and large... we don't hear from you.

Personally... I like the adult you the best.

Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:48 AM   #93
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God,

Would you like to talk to XLIBUTSCRALE. I can send him a message and he may want to talk to a higher being sometime. He never frequents this place anymore because he considers most humans to be substandard lifeforms.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:48 AM   #94
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Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.
My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:50 AM   #95
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My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?
I am certain any offspring you have will be darwin award candidates.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:50 AM   #96
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Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.
Not The Worst Idea I've Seen.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:51 AM   #97
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God,

Would you like to talk to XLIBUTSCRALE. I can send him a message and he may want to talk to a higher being sometime. He never frequents this place anymore because he considers most humans to be substandard lifeforms.
I'm Alright. I Need Some Me Time After Tonight.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:51 AM   #98
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Do you get mad when humans fap?

Every sperm is sacred and all that.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:51 AM   #99
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I am certain any offspring you have will be darwin award candidates.
It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh?
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:51 AM   #100
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My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?
I Think He Was Just Saying You Need To Take A Load Off.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:52 AM   #101
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Oh Hell No. Masturbation Makes The World Go Round.
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:52 AM   #102
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It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh?
Happy Birthday!
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:53 AM   #103
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It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh?
WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE A SHITHEEL
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:56 AM   #104
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WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE A SHITHEEL


I can't say I've come to terms with it but I know you weren't taking a shot at me about it so don't give it a second thought.

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Old 09-24-2013, 03:00 AM   #105
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This Concludes Tonight's Broadcast.

Night.
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