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Old 09-25-2013, 12:51 PM  
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Utah Woman Claims She Was "Telepathically Raped" by the Neighbor!

I must admit, I was quite disappointed this was not a Florida story. It was sooooo Florida!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3989555.html

A woman admitted she convinced her husband to attack her neighbor who she said "telepathically raped" her.

Meloney Selleneit, 55, of Centerville, Utah, pleaded guilty but mentally ill last week to charges of attempted criminal solicitation and possession of a dangerous weapon by a restricted person, according to the Standard-Examiner.

The Salt Lake City Tribune reports on what happened:

Michael Selleneit pleaded guilty to illegally purchasing the weapon that her husband used to shoot [Tony] Pierce on Nov. 10, 2011. Pierce was working in the yard outside his home at 55 N. 400 West when Michael Selleneit shot him once in the back.

Court documents obtained by both papers show that Meloney Selleneit convinced her husband that Pierce had 'telepathically raped' her on several occasions.

"She told Mr. Selleneit to 'go ahead' and shoot Mr. Pierce," according to Meloney Selleneit's arrest warrant, obtained by KSL. "Defendant also admitted that immediately before the shooting, as Mr. Selleneit stood at the door of his trailer preparing to shoot Mr. Pierce, defendant told Mr. Selleneit to 'go for it.'"

The victim's injuries were not life-threatening.

Meloney Selleneit will be sentenced next month.
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:16 PM   #16
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:16 PM   #17
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:20 PM   #18
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:21 PM   #19
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I didn't know that utah was in florida...
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:22 PM   #20
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I didn't know that utah was in florida...
Utah is Florida North.
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:29 PM   #21
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The husband's defense should be that she telepathically forced him to shoot the other guy.
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:30 PM   #22
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:39 PM   #23
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I hope that they don't start arresting guys for telepathically raping good looking women or I'm never gonna get my ass out of the courtroom...
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:45 PM   #24
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She's in Utah, she should be able to prevent telepathic rape with magic underwear!
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:46 PM   #25
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Why does she think anyone would want to touch her with a 10 foot telepathic pole?
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:50 PM   #27
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Why does she think anyone would want to touch her with a 10 foot telepathic pole?
Perhaps he had a telepathic bag.
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I hope that they don't start arresting guys for telepathically raping good looking women or I'm never gonna get my ass out of the courtroom...
This is a good point. It could set a major precedent that would fill our prisons with half the population.
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:57 PM   #29
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I'd telepathically tap dat ass...

Wait, that's not the husband?
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Old 09-25-2013, 02:17 PM   #30
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Then I'd say she was telepathically asking for it.
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