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Old 10-08-2013, 10:19 AM  
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Old 10-08-2013, 06:23 PM   #46
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:18 PM   #47
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A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:21 PM   #48
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A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.
So you're admitting, ON TEH INNERWEBS, that you were trying to bridge a cultural divide...at ****ing SUBWAY?

(Not sure you even know why that's as funny as it is right now...)
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:23 PM   #49
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:50 PM   #50
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So you're admitting, ON TEH INNERWEBS, that you were trying to bridge a cultural divide...at ****ing SUBWAY?

(Not sure you even know why that's as funny as it is right now...)
Nope. Clue me in?
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:51 PM   #51
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:54 PM   #52
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Nope. Clue me in?
Black man's words: "Hook me up" = Cracker translation: "I would like to get a deal that would come at significant discount or at best be free."

You asked for ****ing lettuce at a SUBWAY.

The $3it is free.
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:55 PM   #53
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:58 PM   #55
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Old 10-08-2013, 07:59 PM   #56
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:07 PM   #57
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:08 PM   #58
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:09 PM   #59
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Black man's words: "Hook me up" = Cracker translation: "I would like to get a deal that would come at significant discount or at best be free."

You asked for ****ing lettuce at a SUBWAY.

The $3it is free.
Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:10 PM   #60
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