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Old 10-08-2013, 11:19 AM  
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Old 10-08-2013, 09:11 PM   #61
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Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.
And you somehow just became more white...
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Old 10-08-2013, 09:36 PM   #62
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And you somehow just became more white...
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Old 10-08-2013, 09:49 PM   #63
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:23 PM   #64
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:28 PM   #65
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:34 PM   #66
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:35 PM   #67
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:39 PM   #68
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:43 PM   #69
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A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.
That's pretty funny.
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Old 10-09-2013, 12:07 AM   #70
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Old 10-09-2013, 12:41 AM   #71
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Not amused and I'm white.
Get over it.

Racism is funny.

Ha. ha. ha.

get it?
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Old 10-09-2013, 01:20 AM   #72
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You let us know how that Amox treats your gonorrhea.

I also have boiling water?
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Old 10-09-2013, 01:22 AM   #73
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Old 10-09-2013, 01:32 AM   #74
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Old 10-09-2013, 04:00 AM   #75
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