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Old 10-10-2013, 12:14 PM  
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Possibly the Worst Guitar Solo Ever Publicly Performed?

Some music club in Chicago. After a decent harmonica riff, some douche with a 30 foot long guitar chord cranks out a Nigel Tufnel influenced guitar solo -at the :45 sec mark.

Not only is this one of the most fetid, tone deaf solos ever, how can you **** up a solo in a standard blues shuffle? Jesus man, scales are your friend....

Also, notice the stunned silence in the audience after his solo. And the body language of his fellow band mates who would prefer to be shot dead than to perform with this guy. Priceless!

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Old 10-10-2013, 10:58 PM   #16
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That's nothing. You can see worse at Guitar Center on a daily basis.

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Dane or no, THAT shit is true.
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:07 PM   #17
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Are we sure that's not something like this?

WTF?

Is that Jan Hammer, Tony Levin, and....Rick Morotta?

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Old 10-10-2013, 11:10 PM   #18
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:11 PM   #19
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I don't play the guitar. In fact, I don't play any instrument. But periodically I have this dream where a band will ask me to get up on stage with them. It sounds bad, but not quite that bad.
I have had that dream before. What was your instrument? Mine was guitar. I kicked ass. The power of dreams I tell ya...
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:13 PM   #20
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Old 10-10-2013, 11:31 PM   #21
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Ha ha!

There used to be a snickers commercial "Ever want to get away"? That would be a good lead in for one of those.

Reminds me of "I guess you're not ready for that, but your kids are gonna love it."


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Old 10-31-2013, 09:58 PM   #22
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He was one of the house bands at Keystone Berkeley . Once was enough for me . Taj Mahal Opened for him quite often.
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Old 10-31-2013, 10:17 PM   #23
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He was one of the house bands at Keystone Berkeley . Once was enough for me . Taj Mahal Opened for him quite often.
Taj Mahal is amazing, IMO.
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:03 PM   #24
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:07 PM   #25
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Some music club in Chicago. After a decent harmonica riff, some douche with a 30 foot long guitar chord cranks out a Nigel Tufnel influenced guitar solo -at the :45 sec mark.

Not only is this one of the most fetid, tone deaf solos ever, how can you **** up a solo in a standard blues shuffle? Jesus man, scales are your friend....

Also, notice the stunned silence in the audience after his solo. And the body language of his fellow band mates who would prefer to be shot dead than to perform with this guy. Priceless!



reminds me of Jack Black's character in School of Rock...Dewey Finn I think his name was...rocking out 30min guitar solos n shit...lol
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Old 11-01-2013, 01:00 PM   #26
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Old 11-01-2013, 01:02 PM   #27
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Old 11-01-2013, 03:35 PM   #28
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Did he flip off the audience?
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Old 11-01-2013, 05:55 PM   #29
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Did he flip off the audience?
If he did, he just made that the Greatest Guitar Solo EVAR.
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