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Old 10-21-2013, 01:53 PM  
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The Next Burgeoning Literary Trend: Dinosaur Erotica

Yes, this is real and apparently quite popular. A sub-genre of the fast-growing “monster erotica” book realm, softcore dinosaur porn is epitomized by authors Alara Branwen and Christie Sims, who claim to earn six figures churning out e-books for their obsessed fans. Jezebel offers a taste:

Azog stood, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast’s flesh against her own.



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Old 10-23-2013, 08:35 AM   #61
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WHY IS THIS THREAD NOW ABOUT CHRISTIANITY?

Can't we just laugh at Dino Boning?
For the same reason it was about atheists.
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Old 10-23-2013, 03:15 PM   #62
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Three women, one triceratops. That would be great dinosaur porn.
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Old 10-23-2013, 03:44 PM   #63
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Not the most insane thing I have ever heard, but it is in the top five.
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Old 10-23-2013, 03:45 PM   #64
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Three women, one triceratops. That would be great dinosaur porn.
Thought about it, pictured it, lol'd.
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Old 10-23-2013, 04:43 PM   #65
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Old 10-23-2013, 04:45 PM   #66
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Stephanie gasped at the sight. "Oh, Mr. Brontosaurus," she breathed, her eyes a mix of terror and delight. "I think it's too big for me."
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Old 10-23-2013, 04:50 PM   #67
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I can kind of see the appeal for this honestly. Dinosaurs are pretty cool after all. Someone should start a series of erotic novels that involve women having sex with fighter planes.
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Old 10-23-2013, 04:57 PM   #68
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Old 10-23-2013, 05:04 PM   #69
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Ann sipped her tea and looked at her younger friend. "Cassandra, I know that young women like fighters. They're sleek and they're handsome. I understand the appeal. But let me give you some advice: A-10's may not be beautiful, but they have the biggest gun you'll ever see. There's a reason that they're called groundpounders."
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Old 10-23-2013, 06:16 PM   #71
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The best thing any family who believes can do is literally inscribe the gates to their property and the doors to their homes with the basics of proper conduct laid out in the bible. I mean that literally carved in writing . What would the reaction to them doing this be if it all of the sudden happened next week across the nation ? Well , the protests and vandalism would make anything Phelps does look tame. What if store owners did this too ? See the Shema is the core of the Torah and neither Christians or Jews follow that creed . If they did the buildings they occupy would have Torah inscribed all over and that would incite the public to no end.
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Old 10-23-2013, 07:15 PM   #72
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Its not the same thing . The inscriptions are supposed to be visible and into the structure themselves not simply in micro form hidden inside a small vessel. Like I said , if people simply fulfilled this requirment of the Torah which hangs over Jew and Christian alike , then we would see just how much freedom of religion there is here in the US . All hell would break loose .
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Old 10-23-2013, 07:25 PM   #73
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Not at all , it would be the ultimate shit stirring event . I would thoroughly enjoy watching the fallout from it. Perhaps I should have put a after all hell would break loose. The way I see it I would like to flush out those who say we are free to observe aour religion even on our own property . There are places where people cant even grow vegetable in thier front yard. This would be monumentally entertaining as well as the right thing to do. Win Win. I would expect divine retribuiton towards those who struck back at Believing homeowners who did as much. Noisome sores and all that good stuff liking gnawing their toungues. It would be a hoot. See me more clearly now ? I am Eye for an Eye Tooth For a Tooth when push comes to shove . These are the end times & I was taught mean. I wont shoot someone but I will do what I can do within the laws of action and reaction to do what Gideon did.
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Old 10-23-2013, 07:31 PM   #74
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Somewhere in Illinois . There are all kinds of loopy rules city and nieghborhood associations come up with . The idea of a victory garden has been lost on the progressives.
True. But nobody is forced to move where there are covenants...
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Old 10-23-2013, 07:40 PM   #75
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Its not the same thing . The inscriptions are supposed to be visible and into the structure themselves not simply in micro form hidden inside a small vessel. Like I said , if people simply fulfilled this requirment of the Torah which hangs over Jew and Christian alike , then we would see just how much freedom of religion there is here in the US . All hell would break loose .
Says who? You honestly remind me so much of BEP, although I think that comparison actually is a little too rough on her.
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