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Old 10-23-2013, 10:49 PM  
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Thirty Five Classy Slang Terms For Naughty Bits From The Past Six Hundred Years

Vagina

1. Belle-chose (1386)
2. Altar of Venus (1584)
3. Netherlands (1591)
4. Placket-lace (1593)
5. Phoenix nest (1618)
6. Nature’s treasury (1635)
7. Contrapunctum (1653)
8. Privy-counsel (1664)
9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665)
10. Lady’s low toupee (1721)
11. Mount Pleasant (1748)
12. Petticoat lane (1790)
13. Venerable monosyllable (1796)
14. Fancy article (1822)
15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823)
16. Antipodes (1832)
17. Thatched cottage (1835)
18. Cyprian fountain (1846)
19. Road to a christening (1903)

Penis

20. Maypole (1621)
21. Pioneer of nature (1653)
22. Master John Goodfellow (1653)
23. Generating tool (1653)
24. Evesdropper (1653)
25. Cyprian scepter (1653)
26. Don Cypriano (1653)
27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708)
28. Gentleman usher (1719)
29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area
30. Silent flute (1720)
31. Arbor vitae (1732)
32. Impudence (1783)
33. Staff of life (1836)
34. Mr. Peaslin (1883)
35. Credentials (1895)

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Old 10-23-2013, 10:55 PM   #2
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:59 PM   #3
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I must admit that several of these made me giggle like a child.
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Old 10-23-2013, 11:02 PM   #4
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Old 10-23-2013, 11:11 PM   #5
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Old 10-23-2013, 11:35 PM   #6
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Old 10-24-2013, 05:55 AM   #7
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What if you have the rule of five?
You could spit a couple out to get back to three.
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Old 10-24-2013, 06:02 AM   #8
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Old 10-24-2013, 07:55 AM   #9
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Old 10-24-2013, 07:58 AM   #10
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What if you have the rule of five?
What if you are the rule of two? Sans one ball?
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:16 AM   #11
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Old 10-24-2013, 08:19 AM   #12
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Old 10-24-2013, 09:47 AM   #14
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I always called mine "Pepe" like Pepe la Pew.

Funny thing is one night at the bar some Mexican guy hits on wife and opens up with "Hi. I'm Pepe." She about died laughing and when she stopped laughing, the embarassed soul asks what's so funny.

She informed him that is the name I've given my penis and tonight when she gets home she's going to get some of my pepe action, not his.
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Old 10-24-2013, 11:06 AM   #15
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