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View Poll Results: Who is the 2013 King of the N00bs?
AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder 4 2.74%
No n00b is worthy 19 13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option 4 2.74%
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Old 11-05-2013, 04:59 PM  
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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
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  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012
King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher

2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

theelusiveeightrop:
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For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message
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Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.
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I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
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Edit - shit, $376 million!

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Old 11-05-2013, 06:17 PM   #31
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The hell you say? He would be welcomed with open arms because he would join legally. Plus he would come straight to KC and we would throw a party for him as well as treat him to a Chiefs game.
And a Royals' game.
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:17 PM   #32
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Poll must be rigged. AlexSmithDyansty should have 3000 votes by now.
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:17 PM   #33
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And a Royals' game.
I guess we could do that as well if he wants.
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:18 PM   #34
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I guess we could do that as well if he wants.
Am I mistaken? Is he not also a Royals' fan?
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:18 PM   #35
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The hell you say? He would be welcomed with open arms because he would join legally. Plus he would come straight to KC and we would throw a party for him as well as treat him to a Chiefs game.
...and the party would be headlined by Tech N9ne and the Strange Music crew! Damn, can I change my vote to Aussie?
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:20 PM   #36
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Am I mistaken? Is he not also a Royals' fan?
He probably is.
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:44 PM   #37
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That's just dumb. Whatever...stupid contest just got stupider.
This is why I can't get anyone else to run this thing. Luv tried and got hammered. SPchief got thrashed. Even Gonzo took some grief.

Rules are publicly posted before nominations have begun. The rules are followed. And still people bitch.
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:45 PM   #38
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Rules are publicly posted before nominations have begun. The rules are followed. And still people bitch.
Know your audience...
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:48 PM   #39
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Change in votes can be directed to BigRedChief.
Once a vote is cast, there is no going back. Many a voter used their vote too early after a better bribe came up.
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:57 PM   #40
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Poll must be rigged. AlexSmithDyansty should have 3000 votes by now.
Accusing the Academy of malfeasance?

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Old 11-05-2013, 07:00 PM   #41
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Dude, I made inquiries to see if I could make the Arrowhead thing happen.
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:01 PM   #42
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As the campaign manager of theelusiveeightrop, I would like to point out this candidate's quality baseball posting and drug management to endure KC Royals baseball. He continues to enjoy KC sports with the tenacity and intensity that more on CP should embody. His ability to self medicate, with actual drugs, provides him the solace he needs to continue to be a member of this community and a life long KC fan.

To all those looking for a salute to a true KC fan and stand up man, a vote for theelusiveeightrop, is a vote for the RIGHT n00b.

A vote for him will award you a nice Casino Cash reward.
need to be more specific on the casino cash.
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:03 PM   #44
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Once a vote is cast, there is no going back.

That is true...unless you take bribes as well.
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:04 PM   #45
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need to be more specific on the casino cash.
People PM me and we discuss the amounts. No need to mention here. People negotiate.
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