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View Poll Results: Who is the 2013 King of the N00bs?
AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder 4 2.74%
No n00b is worthy 19 13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option 4 2.74%
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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
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The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012
King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher

2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

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Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.
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I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
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Edit - shit, $376 million!

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Old 11-05-2013, 08:08 PM   #76
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I could just add your quote to the above post. But I'll just post this again.

I sir, feel outclassed.

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Old 11-05-2013, 08:11 PM   #77
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Oh, and when I was looking at last year's poll I was shocked at the lack of love for Strongside, he is as solid as they come.

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Old 11-05-2013, 08:11 PM   #78
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And with this gif I would like to announce that unless there is an objection I will be the campaign manager for this fine candidate to be N00b of the year. Yes, I did capitalize the N in N00b of the year. Because finally, we have a candidate worthy of a capital N.
And the big dog beating up on the other n00bs gets a top flight campaign manager.

The other n00bs better get Phobia or some other big dog on board or this thing is over.
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I'm not saying it's morally right or wrong, but does it make the child because of it? Think about that for a second.
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Old 11-05-2013, 08:12 PM   #79
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Oh, and when I was looking at last year's poll I was shocked at the lack of love for Strongside, he is as solid as they come.

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This is true.
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Old 11-05-2013, 08:12 PM   #80
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And here I thought we have amazing fans who MEANT it when they yelled "HOME OF THE CHIEFS." And here you are, voting for some foreigner. Unpatriotic dicks.
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Old 11-05-2013, 08:12 PM   #81
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Oh, and when I was looking at last year's poll I was shocked at the lack of love for Strongside, he is as solid as they come.

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Sorter was/is just that strong.
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And the big dog beating up on the other n00bs gets a top flight campaign manager.

The other n00bs better get Phobia or some other big dog on board or this thing is over.
I think Flops was my only hope.....
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You were my obvious choice until I realized the possibility of a Kenyan Australian born N00b of the Year candidate could get through the election.
I guess thats better than a Jets fan taking the crown.
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You were my obvious choice until I realized the possibility of a Kenyan Australian born N00b of the Year candidate could get through the election.
Understood. A worthier candidate there is not........
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Sorter was/is just that strong.
I wasn't trying to imply that he wasn't, he was worthy of the title. But Inmem came in 2nd to him...wtf.
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You guys do know that if Aussie wins, he'll have a ****ing signature panel about it and he definitely would keep it up well over a ****ing year. Even rocking it when the 2014 n00b is crowed. Just putrid.
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Concur.
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I wasn't trying to imply that he wasn't, he was worthy of the title. But Inmem came in 2nd to him...wtf.
I came in 3rd. I like to think that I would have come in 2nd if I'd started posting earlier, but I dunno. Either way, I guess it's working out now. heh

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You guys do know that if Aussie wins, he'll have a ****ing signature panel about it and he definitely would keep it up well over a ****ing year. Even rocking it when the 2014 n00b is crowed. Just putrid.
Wasn't planning on it.....







But now that you mention it....
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