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View Poll Results: Who is the 2013 King of the N00bs?
AlexSmithDynasty 2 1.37%
AussieChiefsfan 62 42.47%
Chris616 5 3.42%
Dingleberry 2 1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson 6 4.11%
Mavericks Ace 13 8.90%
Prison Bitch 3 2.05%
theelusiveeightrop 26 17.81%
Tribal Elder 4 2.74%
No n00b is worthy 19 13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option 4 2.74%
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:59 PM  
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Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote.

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
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  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012
King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher

2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

theelusiveeightrop:
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For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message
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Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.
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I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.
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It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
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Edit - shit, $376 million!

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Old 11-05-2013, 09:19 PM   #91
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I wasn't trying to imply that he wasn't, he was worthy of the title. But Inmem came in 2nd to him...wtf.
That is partly because of me. Nothing against Sorter at all, I just wanted to see some competition against the Flopnuts election machine. At the time Inmem was the only one who showed any interests of putting up a fight so I became his campaign manager...... Until he lit the campaign on fire with AIDS and made me feel like a complete moron.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:19 PM   #92
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And here I thought we have amazing fans who MEANT it when they yelled "HOME OF THE CHIEFS." And here you are, voting for some foreigner. Unpatriotic dicks.
The campaign that represents AussieChiefsFan would like to point out that we believe ANYONE who has the right to vote in this fine forum is a good hearted, red blooded, honest, American. Regardless of who you cast your vote for!
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:20 PM   #93
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:20 PM   #94
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You guys do know that if Aussie wins, he'll have a ****ing signature panel about it and he definitely would keep it up well over a ****ing year. Even rocking it when the 2014 n00b is crowed. Just putrid.
I would say your Royal fans are an untapped voting block that could get you back in the game Mr. Campaign Manager.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:22 PM   #95
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Alright, I've found some ****ing dirt on this guy.

Report from Faux News says that Aussie is.....wait for it........keep waiting..............
























































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An OBAMA supporter. Holy ****ing shit.





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Old 11-05-2013, 09:22 PM   #96
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Wisconsin, huh?

I decapitated a badger with my car once on the interstate going 80 at 2 a.m. That was pretty cool.
Poor little guy. I have hit a couple deer, hit a sand HIll Crane doing about 75. That was interesting. Nothing but legs and feathers.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:23 PM   #97
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:23 PM   #98
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I would say your Royal fans are an untapped voting block that could get you back in the game Mr. Campaign Manager.
Back off! I'm working on it.
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:23 PM   #100
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:25 PM   #101
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Alright, I've found some ****ing dirt on this guy.

Report from Faux News says that Aussie is.....wait for it........keep waiting..............
























































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An OBAMA supporter. Holy ****ing shit.





VOTE theelusiveeightrop
Lets dont go down the politics road. This is fun and hijinks. Politics will kill any fun we could possibly wring out of this thread.
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That is partly because of me. Nothing against Sorter at all, I just wanted to see some competition against the Flopnuts election machine. At the time Inmem was the only one who showed any interests of putting up a fight so I became his campaign manager...... Until he lit the campaign on fire with AIDS and made me feel like a complete moron.
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Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.
Sounds kinky.


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