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Old 11-19-2013, 06:36 AM  
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the Son of God was a “man’s man” who “smelled bad” and had “big, bulging biceps, big

Anti-LGBT activist slams church over ‘effeminate’ Jesus: ‘He smelled bad… He was a man’s man’

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An anti-Muslim retired lieutenant general who now serves as the Family Research Council (FRC) executive vice president recently said he was upset that Jesus had been “feminized” because the Son of God was a “man’s man” who “smelled bad” and had “big, bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms.”

In a video clip posted by Right Wing Watch on Monday, Jerry Boykin tells a group at William Jessup University that Jesus would have been a lot different than most people imagined because he did manual labor as a carpenter.

“Do you think he looked like the effeminate picture that we always see of him?” Boykin asked. “He didn’t look like that. He had big ole calluses over his hands, right? I imagine he probably lost a nail or two, he probably hit it with a hammer or something.”


“You think his biceps weren’t big bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms, thin waist, strong shoulders from lifting?” he continued. “He smelled bad! Why? Because he sweated, he worked. You think I’m sacrilegious because I said Jesus smelled bad? No, he was a man! He was a man’s man.”

Boykin lamented that “we feminize him in the church.”

“He was a tough guy, and that’s the Jesus I want to be like,” he insisted. “But we feminize Jesus in the church and men can’t identify with him anymore, not the kind of men I want to hang out with. They can’t identify with this effeminate Jesus that we’ve tried to portray.”

Watch this video from Adventure Christian Church.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/1...as-a-mans-man/

That was one of the most homoerotic descriptions of Jesus I've ever read.

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Old 11-19-2013, 06:41 AM   #2
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Didn't everybody smell bad back then?
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Old 11-19-2013, 06:59 AM   #3
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:20 AM   #4
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Didn't everybody smell bad back then?
Pretty much. Bathing was definitely undervalued for far too long, outside some Asian cultures.
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:22 AM   #5
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At first I thought "how ridiculous", but he does have at least one point -- the imagine we typically see of Christ is definitely not what he would've looked like. Light brown or even blonde hair? Yeah...no.
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:26 AM   #6
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:29 AM   #7
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Sounds more like Frazods descriptions of KCNitwit. Add a 35 dollar all black tattoo and its money
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:31 AM   #8
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At first I thought "how ridiculous", but he does have at least one point -- the imagine we typically see of Christ is definitely not what he would've looked like. Light brown or even blonde hair? Yeah...no.
Not sure if he would have been a big old manly man but he would most likely would have looked more like Aziz Ansari than Matthew McConaughey.
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:33 AM   #9
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I essentially agree, he probably would have looked like a middle eastern guy typical of that era, not a blond/blue white guy like in the paintings. I'm sure carpentry in that era was also very hard work.
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:35 AM   #10
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I heard he had a lisp.
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Old 11-19-2013, 08:02 AM   #11
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Anti-LGBT activist slams church over ‘effeminate’ Jesus: ‘He smelled bad… He was a man’s man’



That was one of the most homoerotic descriptions of Jesus I've ever read.
That dude is as queer as Fred Phelps
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Old 11-19-2013, 08:39 AM   #12
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This is so interesting. Thank you for posting, douche.
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Old 11-19-2013, 08:48 AM   #13
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Jerry Boykin is a leader amongst men, a real American hero.

I know you liberals don't like hearing stuff like that, it offends you.
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Old 11-19-2013, 09:01 AM   #14
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He is right when he says the church is feminized. But then, everything in America is now feminized. Every second of October is breast cancer awareness day - do not DARE get caught without your pink wristbands or your pink lapel or your pink shirt or to run in the myriad of "Races for the Cures" out there.

Education? Women are graduating from college now. Gotta focus on soft skills say employers. Must feminize the workplace dammit. College used to be a place men got analytical skills to be a breadwinner, but now every Dick & Jane goes to college even if they don't belong there, getting those soft skills to please corporate America's PC Police.

And of course, politics. The final frontier. Jay Cosmo and David Lane are still convinced there's an ongoing "WAR ON WOMEN". And dammit, they're sick of it.
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Old 11-19-2013, 09:06 AM   #15
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