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Old 11-19-2013, 06:36 AM  
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the Son of God was a “man’s man” who “smelled bad” and had “big, bulging biceps, big

Anti-LGBT activist slams church over ‘effeminate’ Jesus: ‘He smelled bad… He was a man’s man’

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An anti-Muslim retired lieutenant general who now serves as the Family Research Council (FRC) executive vice president recently said he was upset that Jesus had been “feminized” because the Son of God was a “man’s man” who “smelled bad” and had “big, bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms.”

In a video clip posted by Right Wing Watch on Monday, Jerry Boykin tells a group at William Jessup University that Jesus would have been a lot different than most people imagined because he did manual labor as a carpenter.

“Do you think he looked like the effeminate picture that we always see of him?” Boykin asked. “He didn’t look like that. He had big ole calluses over his hands, right? I imagine he probably lost a nail or two, he probably hit it with a hammer or something.”


“You think his biceps weren’t big bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms, thin waist, strong shoulders from lifting?” he continued. “He smelled bad! Why? Because he sweated, he worked. You think I’m sacrilegious because I said Jesus smelled bad? No, he was a man! He was a man’s man.”

Boykin lamented that “we feminize him in the church.”

“He was a tough guy, and that’s the Jesus I want to be like,” he insisted. “But we feminize Jesus in the church and men can’t identify with him anymore, not the kind of men I want to hang out with. They can’t identify with this effeminate Jesus that we’ve tried to portray.”

Watch this video from Adventure Christian Church.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/1...as-a-mans-man/

That was one of the most homoerotic descriptions of Jesus I've ever read.

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Old 11-19-2013, 09:26 AM   #16
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Old 11-19-2013, 10:00 AM   #17
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Seriously do not think that Jesus ate that much protein.
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Old 11-19-2013, 10:04 AM   #18
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Old 11-19-2013, 10:05 AM   #19
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Seriously do not think that Jesus ate that much protein.
They would have needed railroad spikes.
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Old 11-19-2013, 10:32 AM   #20
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He is right when he says the church is feminized. But then, everything in America is now feminized. Every second of October is breast cancer awareness day - do not DARE get caught without your pink wristbands or your pink lapel or your pink shirt or to run in the myriad of "Races for the Cures" out there.

Education? Women are graduating from college now. Gotta focus on soft skills say employers. Must feminize the workplace dammit. College used to be a place men got analytical skills to be a breadwinner, but now every Dick & Jane goes to college even if they don't belong there, getting those soft skills to please corporate America's PC Police.

And of course, politics. The final frontier. Jay Cosmo and David Lane are still convinced there's an ongoing "WAR ON WOMEN". And dammit, they're sick of it.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:03 PM   #21
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Jerry Boykin is a leader amongst men, a real American hero.

I know you liberals don't like hearing stuff like that, it offends you.
"Islamic extremists hate the United States because we're a Christian nation, because our foundation and our roots are Judeo-Christians. ... And the enemy is a guy named Satan."

"Here's the way I want to enter the gates of Heaven. I want to come skidding in there on all fours. I want to be slipping and sliding and I want to hit the gates of heaven with a bang. And when I stand up and I stand before Christ, I want there to be blood on my knees and my elbows. I want to be covered with mud. And I want to be standing there with a ragged breast plate of righteousness. And a spear in my hand. And I want to say, "Look at me, Jesus. I've been in the battle. I've been fighting for you."

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Old 11-19-2013, 12:07 PM   #22
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He is right when he says the church is feminized. But then, everything in America is now feminized. Every second of October is breast cancer awareness day - do not DARE get caught without your pink wristbands or your pink lapel or your pink shirt or to run in the myriad of "Races for the Cures" out there.

Education? Women are graduating from college now. Gotta focus on soft skills say employers. Must feminize the workplace dammit. College used to be a place men got analytical skills to be a breadwinner, but now every Dick & Jane goes to college even if they don't belong there, getting those soft skills to please corporate America's PC Police.

And of course, politics. The final frontier. Jay Cosmo and David Lane are still convinced there's an ongoing "WAR ON WOMEN". And dammit, they're sick of it.
Yeah....I've said nothing about that.
I think chris's presence here has you rattled. He's clearly Nutjob #1, but the last couple days you appear to be trying to claim his title. You're ****ing psycho, that's for sure, but he's still lapped the field.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:10 PM   #23
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And He has a penis and the bride ...... You cant have a marriage of the Lamb and Bride without consummating the marriage. KillerClown if you have a better word than consummate that is Kosher ... Let me know.
I know Catholics are obsessed with his body and blood, but I've never seen someone so obsessed with Jesus's ding-dong before. I don't believe I had seen a single post ever mentioning it until you got here. Now, it's a pretty much a daily occurrence.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:46 PM   #24
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"Here's the way I want to enter the gates of Heaven. I want to come skidding in there on all fours. I want to be slipping and sliding and I want to hit the gates of heaven with a bang. And when I stand up and I stand before Christ, I want there to be blood on my knees and my elbows. I want to be covered with mud. And I want to be standing there with a ragged breast plate of righteousness. And a spear in my hand. And I want to say, "Look at me, Jesus. I've been in the battle. I've been fighting for you."

That sounds like a gay porn version of 300.
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:01 PM   #25
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He is right when he says the church is feminized. But then, everything in America is now feminized. Every second of October is breast cancer awareness day - do not DARE get caught without your pink wristbands or your pink lapel or your pink shirt or to run in the myriad of "Races for the Cures" out there.

Education? Women are graduating from college now. Gotta focus on soft skills say employers. Must feminize the workplace dammit. College used to be a place men got analytical skills to be a breadwinner, but now every Dick & Jane goes to college even if they don't belong there, getting those soft skills to please corporate America's PC Police.

And of course, politics. The final frontier. Jay Cosmo and David Lane are still convinced there's an ongoing "WAR ON WOMEN". And dammit, they're sick of it.
On the other hand, wearing a particular color doesn't make you gay. Willfully ****ing another guy does. It doesn't really matter if you wear a pink or blue bandanna when you suck that guy's dick or take it up the ass from him.

Education? It's a good thing that women are graduating from college. Anything that empowers individuals in our society makes us a stronger society. I gladly share my workplace with associates who are strong willed, motivated, educated and trained. Regardless of their gender or any other of the differences that have no bearing whatsoever on their employment. I wish there were more of them. This country needs them badly.

Politics? War on poverty, war on drugs, war on terror...mostly bullshit. It's really a war on us. Divide and conquer. We serve them when we get so caught up in what makes us different that we forget what makes us exactly the same.
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He is right when he says the church is feminized. But then, everything in America is now feminized. Every second of October is breast cancer awareness day - do not DARE get caught without your pink wristbands or your pink lapel or your pink shirt or to run in the myriad of "Races for the Cures" out there.

Education? Women are graduating from college now. Gotta focus on soft skills say employers. Must feminize the workplace dammit. College used to be a place men got analytical skills to be a breadwinner, but now every Dick & Jane goes to college even if they don't belong there, getting those soft skills to please corporate America's PC Police.

And of course, politics. The final frontier. Jay Cosmo and David Lane are still convinced there's an ongoing "WAR ON WOMEN". And dammit, they're sick of it.
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:20 PM   #27
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Seriously do not think that Jesus ate that much protein.
True. He was made of bread. Hard, stiff baguette that Jerry wants a piece of...
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He is right when he says the church is feminized. But then, everything in America is now feminized. Every second of October is breast cancer awareness day - do not DARE get caught without your pink wristbands or your pink lapel or your pink shirt or to run in the myriad of "Races for the Cures" out there.

Education? Women are graduating from college now. Gotta focus on soft skills say employers. Must feminize the workplace dammit. College used to be a place men got analytical skills to be a breadwinner, but now every Dick & Jane goes to college even if they don't belong there, getting those soft skills to please corporate America's PC Police.

And of course, politics. The final frontier. Jay Cosmo and David Lane are still convinced there's an ongoing "WAR ON WOMEN". And dammit, they're sick of it.
Holy shit...I wish I could convince myself that this is satire.
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I essentially agree, he probably would have looked like a middle eastern guy typical of that era, not a blond/blue white guy like in the paintings. I'm sure carpentry in that era was also very hard work.
He was Jewish. So he probably looked like a Jew.
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