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Old 11-19-2013, 06:40 PM  
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It's a scandal of epic porportion.Yeti sex in the white house


According to the conservative news media publication TruthInk who broke this story on Saturday one of the most shocking sex scandals to hit the White House in decades is presently coming to light. Allegations of the most salacious nature have been made against the current mother of America, First Lady Michelle Obama.

Her accuser? Maria Guadalupe Gutierrez, 22, of Carpentaria, Ca., who at this hour remains in custody as a political prisoner on an immigration hold ordered by the Obama administration. Her court appointed attorney Leonard K. Rankin, told TruthInk this morning that Gutierrez is not a Mexican national and therefore should’ve never been placed on an immigration hold.

I spoke to a rather emotional Rankin by phone this afternoon. His rage over this incident is certainly understandable. He states Gutierrez was born in Long Beach, Ca., in October 1991 and is a U.S. citizen.”

He added, “This isn’t about my client’s legal status to be in this country, my client up until a week ago worked as a domestic in the White House. In the usual course of her duties last Friday evening, November 8th, she unintentionally witnessed lurid acts of perversion and a bizarre occult sacrament of some sort while cleaning up a wine spill in the Lincoln bedroom inside the president’s private residence.”

He continued, “Once the Obama’s sobered up the next morning they decided Miss Gutierrez was a threat. They had the DHS place an immigration hold on her and she was arrested that morning. At this hour she remains in custody at the El Paso Processing Center. She is scheduled to be deported to Mexico on Thursday.”

“This is outrageous, racist, not to mention illegal! The president cannot hold a US citizen as a political prisoner and deny that citizen due process under the law. Its unprecedented in history!” he added. When I asked Rankin to expound further as to the specific nature of what his client is alleged to have witnessed, he replied, “I will not discuss that right now and have instructed my client to remain silent on the matter.”

According to TruthInk, Gutierrez was called to the Lincoln bedroom to clean up a wine spill around 9:30 p.m. While Gutierrez was cleaning up the spill she observed the sexual gallivanting of the president and first lady up close. Gutierrez described being forced to witness unspeakable acts of sexual depravity and decadence that cannot be mentioned in this public forum.

The victim described the wanton disregard the Obama’s showed her as the first lady exposed herself and ranted on of her contempt for the domestic’s Catholic faith. Senior journalist Jake Fox who interviewed Gutierrez at the El Paso Processing Center several days ago in his article describes the unholy primitive tribal sex rituals the first couple engaged in while forcing Gutierrez to watch.

Fox also reported the Obama’s were consuming bottle after bottle of cheap wine as they surrounded the 22 year-old domestic help. Gutierrez still on her knees scrubbing the rug was then surrounded with burning candles. He describes a thick pungent incense the Obama’s were burning that had filled the room with a heavy smoke which caused Gutierrez to choke and repeatedly gasp for air.

After this unholy demon ritual was over the first couple disappeared down the hallway giggling and enjoying themselves. After finishing the rug she put away her cleaning utensils and found a pair of the first lady’s panties in the hallway which she picked up for the laundry.

When she realized she’d picked up a pair of Detroit Red Wings panties she wanted to get a picture of them, perhaps to fulfill her own twisted latent lesbian urges; regardless of the reason the flash of her camera gave her away and she was immediately dragged away and beaten by Obama’s SS goons who also seized Gutierrez’s phone. She was terminated from her employment and escorted from the White House within minutes Fox said.

Detroit Red Wings panties are infamous for being the number one panty of choice by America’s high school harlots, college sluts, drug addled prostitutes, hard core to the bone diesel dykes, trailer park skanks, women of color, child rapists as well as other nefarious low lifes circling the 9th level of Dante’s hell. No decent God fearing Christian woman in her right mind would be caught dead wearing Detroit Red Wings… its simply immoral.

For more on this developing scandal you can read Fox’s account of the trauma Gutierrez was forced to endure as well as
- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/sex-scanda....ueD7d2Mf.dpuf



http://nationalreport.net/sex-scanda...emains-silent/

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Old 11-19-2013, 06:43 PM   #2
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Old 11-19-2013, 06:55 PM   #4
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Detroit Red Wings panties are infamous for being the number one panty of choice by America’s high school harlots, college sluts, drug addled prostitutes, hard core to the bone diesel dykes, trailer park skanks, women of color, child rapists as well as other nefarious low lifes circling the 9th level of Dante’s hell. No decent God fearing Christian woman in her right mind would be caught dead wearing Detroit Red Wings… its simply immoral.
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:00 PM   #6
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Harlots, sluts, prostitutes, dykes, skanks...and women of color.

And child rapists?
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Harlots, sluts, prostitutes, dykes, skanks...and women of color.

And YETI rapists?
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And child rapists?
Hey, aren't you a mult of that jensen guy?
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:26 PM   #9
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God dammit! Im trying to watch Hardcore Pawn with my kid & type with one finger at the same time.
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I can't think of a more repulsive pairing in a story like that. I'm gonna go shower now.
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Haven't heard that in a while, but yes, allegedly. FWIW, patteeu cleared me and said I'm not him.
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