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Old 11-27-2013, 10:25 AM  
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This time of year, the only thing more annoying than holiday traffic is an awkward conversation with family about politics.

Don’t get me wrong — I love the Republicans in my life. But nothing ruins a slice of pecan pie faster than talking through immigration reform with a cousin who spends too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh.

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This holiday season, don’t stress about the political debates. We’ve got your back:

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Old 11-27-2013, 03:54 PM   #16
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We should buy YourIdiotNephew.com (and the synonymous sites: YourLiberalNephew.com and YourDemocratNephew.com)

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Obamacare requires American taxpayers to fund abortion.
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Nope. The Affordable Care Act does not provide taxpayer funding for abortion .
Um, this would be a complete lie. Taxpayers are subsidizing insurance that covers abortifacients (Ella, Plan B, etc)... and the law REQUIRES everyone to pay into the insurance pool that is paying for abortifacients.

So idiot nephew... what ya got to say about that?
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:57 PM   #17
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:15 PM   #18
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Hey Cosmo, where did you grow up at?
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Old 11-27-2013, 09:26 PM   #19
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Um, this would be a complete lie. Taxpayers are subsidizing insurance that covers abortifacients (Ella, Plan B, etc)... and the law REQUIRES everyone to pay into the insurance pool that is paying for abortifacients.

So idiot nephew... what ya got to say about that?
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Old 11-27-2013, 09:35 PM   #20
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We should buy YourIdiotNephew.com (and the synonymous sites: YourLiberalNephew.com and YourDemocratNephew.com)

Easy to copy/parody the site and clear up crap like ...



Um, this would be a complete lie. Taxpayers are subsidizing insurance that covers abortifacients (Ella, Plan B, etc)... and the law REQUIRES everyone to pay into the insurance pool that is paying for abortifacients.

So idiot nephew... what ya got to say about that?

The best response I've heard to any of this:

"What you're saying about the new healthcare law sounds great, and I can see you know a lot about it. Would you mind helping us get signed up? You can use the computer in the guest room. Once you get us signed up, we can all have pumpkin pie."
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Old 11-27-2013, 09:49 PM   #21
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Hey that was just picked at random and is an obvious lie. The site is a joke and a sad commentary on what the progressive establishment has sunk to.
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Old 11-27-2013, 10:14 PM   #22
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Hey Cosmo, where did you grow up at?
The town where you can see a REPLICA of the birthplace of President Gerald R. Ford.
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Old 11-27-2013, 10:15 PM   #23
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Hey that was just picked at random and is an obvious lie. The site is a joke and a sad commentary on what the progressive establishment has sunk to.
Geez, you want to compare it to a typical right-wing site?
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Old 11-27-2013, 10:20 PM   #24
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Geez, you want to compare it to a typical right-wing site?
The difference being this is done by the DNC itself not some fringe group. (well depends on how you define "fringe" I guess )

Pathetic.
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Old 11-27-2013, 10:25 PM   #25
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Old 11-27-2013, 10:27 PM   #26
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Old 11-28-2013, 06:28 AM   #27
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Old 11-28-2013, 09:19 AM   #28
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Old 11-28-2013, 10:29 AM   #29
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