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Old 12-09-2013, 03:10 PM  
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“Rooster Monkburn” the cowboy sock monkey is without his pistol, thanks to a diligent TSA agent in St. Louis.

Phyllis May of Redmond, Wash. says she is “appalled and shocked and embarrassed all at the same time” about the incident that happened on Wednesday.

May has a small business selling unique sock monkey dolls. She says she and her husband were on their way from St. Louis to Sea-Tac and she had a couple of monkeys and sewing supplies with her in a carry-on bag.

“His pistol was in there,” she says of the sock monkey “Rooster Monkburn,” a take-off on John Wayne character “Rooster Cogburn” from the film “True Grit.”

May and her husband were going through the screening process when she noticed that one of her bags was missing.

“And the (TSA agent) held it up and said ‘whose is this?’” she said. “I realized oh, my God this is my bag.”

May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.

“She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

“She said ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” said May.
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Old 12-10-2013, 08:31 AM   #16
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Old 12-10-2013, 08:42 AM   #17
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Old 12-10-2013, 09:39 AM   #18
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We only had one with a 160+ IQ and you guys banned him~
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Old 12-10-2013, 11:04 AM   #19
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Old 12-10-2013, 04:47 PM   #20
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Id know if the sock monkey said "ned pepper, fill your hand you sunofabitch"
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Old 12-10-2013, 04:55 PM   #21
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I'll just point out that my grandfather has a real gun about that size.

They have made some REALLY tiny guns.
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Old 12-10-2013, 05:00 PM   #22
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I'll just point out that my grandfather has a real gun about that size.

They have made some REALLY tiny guns.
Hope he doesnt hijack some really tiny plane with it. Now if Sock Mohammed had it Id be gettin me some backup.
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Old 12-10-2013, 05:08 PM   #23
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Hope he doesnt hijack some really tiny plane with it. Now if Sock Mohammed had it Id be gettin me some backup.
It was made to hide under shirt collars. It's adorable.
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Old 12-10-2013, 05:51 PM   #24
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I'll just point out that my grandfather has a real gun about that size.

They have made some REALLY tiny guns.
True. Someone brought one in on Pawn Stars once too. It fired ammo and everything.
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Old 12-10-2013, 05:55 PM   #25
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True. Someone brought one in on Pawn Stars once too. It fired ammo and everything.
Was he dressed like a sock puppet?
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Old 12-10-2013, 05:57 PM   #26
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Was he dressed like a sock puppet?
I'm not sure. That might have been Chumley.
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Old 12-10-2013, 06:09 PM   #27
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I'm not sure. That might have been Chumley.
Chumley?
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Old 12-10-2013, 06:36 PM   #28
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Chumley?
He's the doofus on Pawn Stars.
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Old 12-10-2013, 08:31 PM   #29
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I'm not sure. That might have been Chumley.
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It's chumlee
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Hope he doesnt hijack some really tiny plane with it. Now if Sock Mohammed had it Id be gettin me some backup.
I prefer an edged weapon.
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