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Old 12-09-2013, 03:10 PM  
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Been a While since we had a Really Super TSA story




“Rooster Monkburn” the cowboy sock monkey is without his pistol, thanks to a diligent TSA agent in St. Louis.

Phyllis May of Redmond, Wash. says she is “appalled and shocked and embarrassed all at the same time” about the incident that happened on Wednesday.

May has a small business selling unique sock monkey dolls. She says she and her husband were on their way from St. Louis to Sea-Tac and she had a couple of monkeys and sewing supplies with her in a carry-on bag.

“His pistol was in there,” she says of the sock monkey “Rooster Monkburn,” a take-off on John Wayne character “Rooster Cogburn” from the film “True Grit.”

May and her husband were going through the screening process when she noticed that one of her bags was missing.

“And the (TSA agent) held it up and said ‘whose is this?’” she said. “I realized oh, my God this is my bag.”

May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.

“She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

“She said ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” said May.
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:09 AM   #31
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True. Someone brought one in on Pawn Stars once too. It fired ammo and everything.
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I'll just point out that my grandfather has a real gun about that size.

They have made some REALLY tiny guns.
More than likely a Derringer. They are very small. I have never seen one that small. It is still not shocking to me they wouldn't allow it on the plane~
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Old 12-11-2013, 09:24 AM   #32
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I'll just point out that my grandfather has a real gun about that size.

They have made some REALLY tiny guns.
The only functioning revolver I’ve ever heard of that small shoots a bullet similar to a .17 caliber, which is about the size of a bb. Has ballistics about the same as a bb gun too.
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Old 12-11-2013, 09:27 AM   #33
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More than likely a Derringer. They are very small. I have never seen one that small. It is still not shocking to me they wouldn't allow it on the plane~
Oh same here. TSA agents haven’t exactly built a reputation for good judgment.
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Old 12-11-2013, 10:59 AM   #34
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I'll just point out that my grandfather has a real gun about that size.

They have made some REALLY tiny guns.
They're cute until someone uses one to blow the tip of your earlobe off.
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Old 12-11-2013, 01:54 PM   #35
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The only functioning revolver I’ve ever heard of that small shoots a bullet similar to a .17 caliber, which is about the size of a bb. Has ballistics about the same as a bb gun too.
It's all fun and games until someone shoots you with the mini revolver and leaves a nasty scratch.
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Old 12-11-2013, 02:47 PM   #36
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Old 12-11-2013, 02:57 PM   #37
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Old 12-11-2013, 03:08 PM   #38
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It's all fun and games until someone shoots you with the mini revolver and leaves a nasty scratch.
I'm sure it would sting like the dickens.
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Old 12-11-2013, 03:49 PM   #39
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the monkey is a terrorist.

our govt proved it.

we need more TSA people like this one to make sure the Al-Qaeda goons don't blow up another plane lol.
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