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Old 12-11-2013, 07:07 PM  
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Stand Up Comedy

So, I've done a lot of thinking about this "art form"... I have a lot of favorites. Growing up, my dad had a traveling job. I would steal his cassette tapes of various comedians and I instantly fell in love with that whole era of comedy. I grew up listening to Carlin, Cosby, and Pryor. Over the years, my taste for comedy has evolved quite a bit. If I had to list a top 5 (current guys/girls) it would include, no certain order:

1) Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Kevin Hart
4) Joe Rogan
5) Joey Diaz

I know this has been discussed before, so the repost police can suck a dick.
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:26 PM   #46
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Need more youtube clips in this thread to really enjoy it!
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:28 PM   #47
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:29 PM   #48
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Need more youtube clips in this thread to really enjoy it!
Point taken. Here's one of John Mulaney's best bits:

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Old 12-11-2013, 08:44 PM   #49
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Point taken. Here's one of John Mulaney's best bits:

Thank you! Thats what I'm looking for... but why can't you full screen it?
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:49 PM   #50
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Greg Giraldo are good for that too
you don't like his new stuff?
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:51 PM   #51
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you don't like his new stuff?
Umm...new stuff? From Greg Giraldo?
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:51 PM   #52
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:54 PM   #54
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And since my nieces have forced me to watch Shrek daily for the past 5 yrs, I can't help but watch/listen to this as donkey narrating.
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Old 12-11-2013, 09:02 PM   #55
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No doubt that Mencia steals jokes. I've never liked him anyway
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Old 12-11-2013, 09:08 PM   #56
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Old 12-11-2013, 09:22 PM   #58
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I actually do find that hard to believe, but I went to Carrot Top in Las Vegas and he was ****ing hilarious. No one believes me but he was.

Also hilarious who I saw in Vegas a couple years ago--Louie Anderson.
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