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Old 12-18-2013, 11:47 PM  
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Breaking News: I am the disowned heir of a wealthy matriarch.

I just found out through the grapevine that my mom's mother went into assisted living a while back and sold her home for a nice seven-digit sum.

Why? Why? I come from a long and tightly held family tradition of rural poverty, and I just assumed that she followed that tradition. Out of the blue, I discover an elderly relative - a direct relative, even - with money, and she's the one person who disowned the family before I was born.

I could have been an heir! I would have made a great heir! I look so good in a smoking jacket and pipe! And now I'm just a guy whose rich grandmother dislikes him for even being born. There's no fun in that.

I kind of wish that I had been born out of wedlock so I could claim to be the bastard disowned heir of a wealthy family. That would be a cool story, much better than just being a regular disowned heir.
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:36 AM   #16
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:26 AM   #18
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:56 AM   #19
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:13 AM   #20
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I really should develop a relationship with her. Maybe I'll go visit. She started a second family that she apparently likes, so I need to figure out how to cut them out...er, integrate myself into the family.
In most states, regardless of whether she 'disowned' the family or not, her estate would go to the remaining living heir. How large is her second family?
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:25 AM   #21
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I just found out through the grapevine that my mom's mother went into assisted living a while back and sold her home for a nice seven-digit sum.

Why? Why? I come from a long and tightly held family tradition of rural poverty, and I just assumed that she followed that tradition. Out of the blue, I discover an elderly relative - a direct relative, even - with money, and she's the one person who disowned the family before I was born.

I could have been an heir! I would have made a great heir! I look so good in a smoking jacket and pipe! And now I'm just a guy whose rich grandmother dislikes him for even being born. There's no fun in that.

I kind of wish that I had been born out of wedlock so I could claim to be the bastard disowned heir of a wealthy family. That would be a cool story, much better than just being a regular disowned heir.
I love you just as you are, Rain Man. You'll always be sweet white trash to me.
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:28 AM   #22
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:47 AM   #23
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In most states, regardless of whether she 'disowned' the family or not, her estate would go to the remaining living heir. How large is her second family?
One child, one grandchild, one great-grandchild. I've never met them, so it would be easy to get the element of surprise if that's what you're thinking. But that would still leave my mother, my aunt, my uncle, and several cousins between me and the family mobile home estate in Sonoma, and I kind of like all of them.
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:48 AM   #24
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She's 97, so maybe if I signed it, "Your living grandson and chosen heir," I could confuse her into including me in the will.
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:15 AM   #25
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She's 97, so maybe if I signed it, "Your living grandson and chosen heir," I could confuse her into including me in the will.
Did she ever knit you a sweater?
You could wear it and send a Christmas Card with a picture of you wearing THAT SWEATER!
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:26 AM   #26
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You could wear it and send a Christmas Card with a picture of you wearing THAT SWEATER!
She's 97. He could send her a picture of himself in any sweater and convince her she knitted it.
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:29 AM   #27
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She's 97. He could send her a picture of himself in any sweater and convince her she knitted it.
Didn't think of that. Well hold up a sign in the Christmas Card picture that says,

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Old 12-19-2013, 10:37 AM   #28
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One child, one grandchild, one great-grandchild. I've never met them, so it would be easy to get the element of surprise if that's what you're thinking. But that would still leave my mother, my aunt, my uncle, and several cousins between me and the family mobile home estate in Sonoma, and I kind of like all of them.
So you are saying it would be too difficult to poison your way to the top of the list?
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