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Old 12-18-2013, 10:47 PM  
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Breaking News: I am the disowned heir of a wealthy matriarch.

I just found out through the grapevine that my mom's mother went into assisted living a while back and sold her home for a nice seven-digit sum.

Why? Why? I come from a long and tightly held family tradition of rural poverty, and I just assumed that she followed that tradition. Out of the blue, I discover an elderly relative - a direct relative, even - with money, and she's the one person who disowned the family before I was born.

I could have been an heir! I would have made a great heir! I look so good in a smoking jacket and pipe! And now I'm just a guy whose rich grandmother dislikes him for even being born. There's no fun in that.

I kind of wish that I had been born out of wedlock so I could claim to be the bastard disowned heir of a wealthy family. That would be a cool story, much better than just being a regular disowned heir.
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:20 AM   #31
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So you are saying it would be too difficult to poison your way to the top of the list?
Once you get past Person #2 or #3, I suspect the coroner starts asking questions.
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:23 AM   #32
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:24 AM   #33
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:49 AM   #34
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Once you get past Person #2 or #3, I suspect the coroner starts asking questions.
Gotta go with one tragic accident.

BTW, I definitely remember you were in my office that day making a sales pitch, but I decided to go with someone else. I remember thinking what a great presentation you made, it was obvious you were very well prepared, but I felt like I had to go with someone local. I clearly recall that you did not leave my office until 3:48pm CST and had an eight hour drive back to Denver.
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:18 AM   #35
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Gotta go with one tragic accident.

BTW, I definitely remember you were in my office that day making a sales pitch, but I decided to go with someone else. I remember thinking what a great presentation you made, it was obvious you were very well prepared, but I felt like I had to go with someone local. I clearly recall that you did not leave my office until 3:48pm CST and had an eight hour drive back to Denver.
You're a good friend. I'll return the favor some day.
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