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View Poll Results: When do you resort to porn?
I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it. 2 6.25%
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP! 0 0%
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know? 12 37.50%
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!? 2 6.25%
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean... 2 6.25%
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock! 4 12.50%
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player. 6 18.75%
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982 4 12.50%
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:17 AM  
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What has to happen or not happen for you to resort to porn?
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:26 AM   #31
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:45 AM   #32
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I have a great marriage. My wife is cool and we have a healthy sex life. That said, we don't do sex every single day. I'd like to but that's pretty unrealistic. So if for whatever reason I strike out with the wife, I'm getting mine somehow and I'm not chasing other women so....
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:19 AM   #33
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:25 AM   #34
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I have a great marriage. My wife is cool and we have a healthy sex life. That said, we don't do sex every single day. I'd like to but that's pretty unrealistic. So if for whatever reason I strike out with the wife, I'm getting mine somehow and I'm not chasing other women so....
I'm not handy enough to anchor the bondage hooks in the ceiling joists, which takes a whole lot of stuff off the table.
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:26 AM   #35
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:31 AM   #36
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Porn/madder-bation isn't an either/or kind of thing.

Men do it.

If I were married to Jennifer Connelly I'd hammer that until I had to call a nurse for help.

After the nurse got me in the shower I'd spank it to Salma Hayek...
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:38 AM   #37
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I have a great marriage. My wife is cool and we have a healthy sex life. That said, we don't do sex every single day. I'd like to but that's pretty unrealistic. So if for whatever reason I strike out with the wife, I'm getting mine somehow and I'm not chasing other women so....
Same boat here, so almost every day before I shower......
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:40 AM   #38
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Porn/madder-bation isn't an either/or kind of thing.

Men do it.

If I were married to Jennifer Connelly I'd hammer that until I had to call a nurse for help.

After the nurse got me in the shower I'd spank it to Salma Hayek...
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The other day my wife asked me if I thought about other women, after I asked if she really wanted to know I said "honey I think about almost all of them"
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:51 AM   #39
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:00 AM   #40
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:02 AM   #41
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:04 AM   #42
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:11 AM   #43
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Old 12-19-2013, 11:39 AM   #45
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Porn/madder-bation isn't an either/or kind of thing.

Men do it.

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After the nurse got me in the shower I'd spank it to Salma Hayek...
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