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View Poll Results: When do you resort to porn?
I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it. 2 6.25%
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP! 0 0%
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know? 12 37.50%
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!? 2 6.25%
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean... 2 6.25%
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock! 4 12.50%
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player. 6 18.75%
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982 4 12.50%
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:17 AM  
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:02 PM   #61
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He's outta brown and to cheap to buy another? Only way that makes sense to me
That's just gross man. Have a little decency around here for christ sake.

Oh, and I never go cheap when it comes to stuffing waxy art instruments up my pizza pocket. I learned the hard way, believe me. Hell I think I still have the tip of a "salmon pink" Roseart stuck in there. If you MUST go Roseart brand, their dry erase board markers are ok if you super glue the cap on. But make sure you let it completely dry first! (I know I don't have to tell you. You seem like a wise dude, but you never know. People do some dumb shit these days lol)
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:09 PM   #62
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That's just gross man. Have a little decency around here for christ sake.

Oh, and I never go cheap when it comes to stuffing waxy art instruments up my pizza pocket. I learned the hard way, believe me. Hell I think I still have the tip of a "salmon pink" Roseart stuck in there. If you MUST go Roseart brand, their dry erase board markers are ok if you super glue the cap on. But make sure you let it completely dry first! (I know I don't have to tell you. You seem like a wise dude, but you never know. People do some dumb shit these days lol)
i used to work with a dude that was in Nam. He said in the jungle he sharpened crayolas with his pee hole and it made funny colors when he peed.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:12 PM   #63
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i used to work with a dude that was in Nam. He said in the jungle he sharpened crayolas with his pee hole and it made funny colors when he peed.
Like an oil slick? Yeah, that's classic Nam stuff.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:18 PM   #64
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Like an oil slick? Yeah, that's classic Nam stuff.
speaking of folks sticking things in their holes, had a friend whose GF was a radiology student at the U of Iowa. Said it was nasty to see someone come in complain of pain. do an xray and see a bottle with a mountain dew label show up on film that they jammed in their cornhole. Or cockpit.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:22 PM   #65
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Who watches porn on DVD's? Probably if you are 35+ I guess.
I'm 42 and never seen a porno DVD! I have all I can handle at my finger tips.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:26 PM   #66
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I'm 42 and never seen a porno DVD! I have all I can handle at my finger tips.
Did you start at 32??
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:30 PM   #67
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VHS porn....brings back memories. Don't know which got more of a workout. my arms or my tape rewinder
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:40 PM   #68
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:42 PM   #69
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Jamming a Crayola up your ass and watching Knight Rider counts as masturbation too.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:52 PM   #70
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:54 PM   #71
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You guys are some ****ing sick ass bastards.
do the boars like it when you use your left or right hand better?
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:58 PM   #72
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What has to happen or not happen for you to resort to porn?
I have to get up in the morning...
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:22 PM   #73
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:29 PM   #74
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Icuras tell Simply Red you're sorry you ruined his black panther party. Lets get back to porn
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:34 PM   #75
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ok i will start. This is an oldie but a great time waster. I may not get anything done for days now. NSFW boobie cursor!

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