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View Poll Results: When do you resort to porn?
I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it. 2 6.25%
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP! 0 0%
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know? 12 37.50%
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!? 2 6.25%
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean... 2 6.25%
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock! 4 12.50%
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player. 6 18.75%
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982 4 12.50%
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:17 AM  
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-- When do you resort to porn?

What has to happen or not happen for you to resort to porn?
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:37 PM   #76
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:45 PM   #78
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:53 PM   #79
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:05 PM   #80
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I regress, saw some VHS porn in HS. I got married at 25 & divorced at 36. DVD porn passed me by. I must say I looked like Quagmire after he the discovered the internet after my divorce. I didn't sleep for days.
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Old 12-19-2013, 08:17 PM   #81
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Old 12-19-2013, 09:57 PM   #82
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Old 12-19-2013, 10:01 PM   #83
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Old 12-20-2013, 05:55 AM   #84
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Old 12-20-2013, 07:02 AM   #85
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I regress, saw some VHS porn in HS. I got married at 25 & divorced at 36. DVD porn passed me by. I must say I looked like Quagmire after he the discovered the internet after my divorce. I didn't sleep for days.
I guess I don't really recall having a bunch of dvds. Mostly they were gag gifts from not so funny friends. I do have that silly pirate cinematic porn experience but that's been loaned out to friends so many times I'm never all that excited to get it back.
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I remember after my divorce which is nearing 6 yrs now, the internet DID offer free streaming porn, only the clips (at that time) were much shorter usually 45 secs.

Anyhow the first porn DVD I bought after the divorce was entitled: 'OH NO! THERE'S A NEGRO IN MY MOM part 3.' ... It was a special day, that day.
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Old 12-20-2013, 07:15 AM   #90
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I remember after my divorce which is nearing 6 yrs now, the internet DID offer free streaming porn, only the clips (at that time) were much shorter usually 45 secs.

Anyhow the first porn DVD I bought was entitled 'OH NO! THERE'S A NEGRO IN MY MOM part 3.' ... It was a special day, that day.
File sharing sites had longer ones. That's when I saw the whole tub girl video.

I wish I could unsee that.
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