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Old 01-12-2014, 09:53 AM  
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Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.

Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.

According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.

Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.

This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.

Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.

Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”
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Old 01-12-2014, 09:56 AM   #2
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Old 01-12-2014, 10:05 AM   #3
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Old 01-12-2014, 10:13 AM   #4
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Old 01-12-2014, 10:22 AM   #5
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The biblical account of Jesus walking on water includes the part where Peter tries it too, and nearly drowns. Not sure what this article proves? That regular humans can't walk on water? So what, the bible says that too
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:31 AM   #7
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:36 AM   #8
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The biblical account of Jesus walking on water includes the part where Peter tries it too, and nearly drowns. Not sure what this article proves? That regular humans can't walk on water? So what, the bible says that too
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Matthew 17:20 He replied, "Because you have so little faith. I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you."
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:39 AM   #10
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The biblical account of Jesus walking on water includes the part where Peter tries it too, and nearly drowns. Not sure what this article proves? That regular humans can't walk on water? So what, the bible says that too
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So Jesus said to them, “Because of your unbelief; for assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith as a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you."
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:48 AM   #12
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Obama claimed to be able to make the seas stop rising and heal the planet (6/3/08 St Paul MN speech). A deity! And you swallowed that load while on your knees. Same deal.
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:21 AM   #13
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Obama claimed to be able to make the seas stop rising and heal the planet (6/3/08 St Paul MN speech). A deity! And you swallowed that load while on your knees. Same deal.
Well, not same deal...Jesus had proven himself by performing many miracles before the walking on water...Obama hadn't proven ANYTHING before being considered the next messiah.

Having said that, if Obama begins to lead this country in a competent way, I'd consider that a miracle.
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The biblical account of Jesus walking on water includes the part where Peter tries it too, and nearly drowns. Not sure what this article proves? That regular humans can't walk on water? So what, the bible says that too
It's an article about a factual incident. That is literally what it is about/trying to "prove."
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