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Old 01-19-2014, 04:14 PM  
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Jesus gives himself a handjob with lightning.

Looks like Jesus is pretty sick of his likeness. Maybe it doesn't show his pecs well, who knows. Well its good to get a Handjob now and then.



Rio de Janeiro, which has been getting lit up with lightning storms this week, just got hit with another one—and this one struck the city's famous 125-foot tall Christ the Redeemer statue on top of the Corcovado mountain. A lightning bolt broke off a few fingers on his right hand.

According to the National Institute of Space Research (in Portuguese), more than 40,000 lightning flashes (!) hit the area during the three hour storm. And when you put a giant statue on top of a hill, well, that's bound to attract some lightning bolts. On average, Christ the Redeemer usually gets struck with lightning 3-5 times per year. Here's another angle:
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:15 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:26 PM   #3
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Both are amazing shots. I am sure it was not your intention but you have provided a screen saver for some believers-especially this one~
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:28 PM   #4
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:51 PM   #5
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That second one is a pretty great picture.
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #6
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Both are amazing shots. I am sure it was not your intention but you have provided a screen saver for some believers-especially this one~
Maybe I should have labeled it Jesus gets a handjob
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Old 01-19-2014, 06:38 PM   #7
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How do you know that's lightning striking Jesus? Maybe Jesus is shooting out the lightning or some lasers or something and smiting someone.
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:28 PM   #8
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You know I've gotten quite a few handjobs over time but no one ever lost any fingers.
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:37 PM   #9
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You know I've gotten quite a few handjobs over time but no one ever lost any fingers.
However, I bet both your hands are 2 BIG callouses
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:42 PM   #10
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Both are amazing shots. I am sure it was not your intention but you have provided a screen saver for some believers-especially this one~
I'm not picking a fight with you, but why do you want a photo of a South American concrete statue of your savior being struck by lightning? I could see liking it if there is a break in the storm clouds and a ray of light illuminates the statue.
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:50 PM   #11
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Dave, there really isnt even anything there to suggest whats in the op... its purely meant to stir the pot and be an asshole about everything related to faith.

Lightening? somewhere near Jesus statue?... he must be jerkin off hur hur hur!... seriously dude, is that what constitutes a slam for you, is that what passes for thread material now?

Why you feel this inner drive to slam faith is honstly well beyond me, Dave... its cool to be behind the scenes pals about various things, but if you feel the need to constantly degrade people of faith then please just dont consider me a pal.

I'm cool with many people as long as they dont treat my views like a moron, but you just cant help yourself it seems in treating everyone to a big dose of WHAT YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE IS GARBAGE, RETARD.

My friendships, even E friendships, are based on respect Dave, so save the compliments until you're ready to open your mind... until then, shove the rep up your ass.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:04 PM   #12
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I'm not picking a fight with you, but why do you want a photo of a South American concrete statue of your savior being struck by lightning? I could see liking it if there is a break in the storm clouds and a ray of light illuminates the statue.
I don't I just thought it was a cool picture that someone who believes in Jesus might like. I am not a Christian~
Edit I see what caused the confusion. What I meant by "especially this one" was the 2nd picture~
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:29 PM   #13
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Dave, there really isnt even anything there to suggest whats in the op... its purely meant to stir the pot and be an asshole about everything related to faith.

Lightening? somewhere near Jesus statue?... he must be jerkin off hur hur hur!... seriously dude, is that what constitutes a slam for you, is that what passes for thread material now?

Why you feel this inner drive to slam faith is honstly well beyond me, Dave... its cool to be behind the scenes pals about various things, but if you feel the need to constantly degrade people of faith then please just dont consider me a pal.

I'm cool with many people as long as they dont treat my views like a moron, but you just cant help yourself it seems in treating everyone to a big dose of WHAT YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE IS GARBAGE, RETARD.

My friendships, even E friendships, are based on respect Dave, so save the compliments until you're ready to open your mind... until then, shove the rep up your ass.
It appears your irrational hatred of religion has made you blind to double entendre and perhaps humor in general. Oh and the title is fully supported by the article.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:46 PM   #14
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It appears your irrational hatred of religion has made you blind to double entendre and perhaps humor in general. Oh and the title is fully supported by the article.
You're cutting and parsing and slicing, you obviously detest and think veeery lowly of people who believe this way, dont single me out for praise if you think I'm an absolute looney tune... I dont want it.

I try to like guys like you Dave, I love science, take Fish for example... I find his views quite worthy of my time, why?

Because he doesnt go on and on every single day about why my views are stupid as shit, he subltly does it here and there and I match him occasionally... but I never get the sense that he is out to tell me and other people what flatout stoneheaded morons we are... atleast not so directly as you.

Science and faith do NOT have to be enemies, Dave... but as long as you make all of my views out to be those of a nutjob, its hard for me to want to consider you someone worthy of my time.

There is NO live and let live in you about this at ALL, you want us all to know just how ****ing dumb we all are at every opportunity... I dont need a friend like that, of any kind.
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Dave, there really isnt even anything there to suggest whats in the op... its purely meant to stir the pot and be an asshole about everything related to faith.

Lightening? somewhere near Jesus statue?... he must be jerkin off hur hur hur!... seriously dude, is that what constitutes a slam for you, is that what passes for thread material now?

Why you feel this inner drive to slam faith is honstly well beyond me, Dave... its cool to be behind the scenes pals about various things, but if you feel the need to constantly degrade people of faith then please just dont consider me a pal.

I'm cool with many people as long as they dont treat my views like a moron, but you just cant help yourself it seems in treating everyone to a big dose of WHAT YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE IS GARBAGE, RETARD.

My friendships, even E friendships, are based on respect Dave, so save the compliments until you're ready to open your mind... until then, shove the rep up your ass.

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