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Old 01-19-2014, 04:14 PM  
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Jesus gives himself a handjob with lightning.

Looks like Jesus is pretty sick of his likeness. Maybe it doesn't show his pecs well, who knows. Well its good to get a Handjob now and then.



Rio de Janeiro, which has been getting lit up with lightning storms this week, just got hit with another oneóand this one struck the city's famous 125-foot tall Christ the Redeemer statue on top of the Corcovado mountain. A lightning bolt broke off a few fingers on his right hand.

According to the National Institute of Space Research (in Portuguese), more than 40,000 lightning flashes (!) hit the area during the three hour storm. And when you put a giant statue on top of a hill, well, that's bound to attract some lightning bolts. On average, Christ the Redeemer usually gets struck with lightning 3-5 times per year. Here's another angle:
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Old 01-19-2014, 10:53 PM   #16
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Because he doesnt go on and on every single day about why my views are stupid as shit, he subltly does it here and there and I match him occasionally... but I never get the sense that he is out to tell me and other people what flatout stoneheaded morons we are... atleast not so directly as you.

Science and faith do NOT have to be enemies, Dave... but as long as you make all of my views out to be those of a nutjob, its hard for me to want to consider you someone worthy of my time.
Sounds like someone could use a little religion, or some spiritual improvement--even if just to take the anti-social edges off.
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Old 01-20-2014, 12:11 AM   #17
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Sounds like someone could use a little religion, or some spiritual improvement--even if just to take the anti-social edges off.
I'm certainly not pointing the dirty end of the stick at everyone but myself BEP.

That would be Hypocrite City.
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Old 01-20-2014, 07:20 AM   #18
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Old 01-20-2014, 01:54 PM   #19
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Dave, there really isnt even anything there to suggest whats in the op... its purely meant to stir the pot and be an asshole about everything related to faith.

Lightening? somewhere near Jesus statue?... he must be jerkin off hur hur hur!... seriously dude, is that what constitutes a slam for you, is that what passes for thread material now?

Why you feel this inner drive to slam faith is honstly well beyond me, Dave... its cool to be behind the scenes pals about various things, but if you feel the need to constantly degrade people of faith then please just dont consider me a pal.

I'm cool with many people as long as they dont treat my views like a moron, but you just cant help yourself it seems in treating everyone to a big dose of WHAT YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE IS GARBAGE, RETARD.

My friendships, even E friendships, are based on respect Dave, so save the compliments until you're ready to open your mind... until then, shove the rep up your ass.
Read the OP. It's supposed to be a funny. Why so serious?
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:28 PM   #20
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Read the OP. It's supposed to be a funny. Why so serious?
I get where he is coming from. He is a believer and very often those beliefs mocked here. I can understand it would be irritating. However this place requires thick skin. On this subject he and disagree. I am comfortable in my beliefs so attacks on them have little effect on me. He is a good guy and he should take the same approach~
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:34 PM   #21
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I get where he is coming from. He is a believer and very often those beliefs mocked here. I can understand it would be irritating. However this place requires thick skin. On this subject he and disagree. I am comfortable in my beliefs so attacks on them have little effect on me. He is a good guy and he should take the same approach~
Thats what differentiates you from a Dave, you atleast understand why some people take offense at his constant jabs.

But yeah, I really need to just stay away from religious threads, I usually am pretty good at that, but I was all fired up from the football games and having a few snorts of vodka... I'm honestly done replying in religious threads, it never does anything but drag me down.
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Old 01-20-2014, 03:57 PM   #22
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Thats what differentiates you from a Dave, you atleast understand why some people take offense at his constant jabs.

But yeah, I really need to just stay away from religious threads, I usually am pretty good at that, but I was all fired up from the football games and having a few snorts of vodka... I'm honestly done replying in religious threads, it never does anything but drag me down.
I also find this subject fascinating. I open these threads and am introduced to something I have not looked into from both sides. If someone slams my beliefs that is fine as I have spent a considerable amount of time and research forming them. I have studied and researched this subject and I know enough to know how little I know. For those who have come to the conclusion they know all they need to know more power to them. I am self educated and I am sure it shows by my feeble attempts to convey my thoughts to words. I seek the truth and for my own part that entails reviewing the observations of those who see things differently~
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:05 PM   #23
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I also find this subject fascinating. I open these threads and am introduced to something I have not looked into from both sides. If someone slams my beliefs that is fine as I have spent a considerable amount of time and research forming them. I have studied and researched this subject and I know enough to know how little I know. For those who have come to the conclusion they know all they need to know more power to them. I am self educated and I am sure it shows by my feeble attempts to convey my thoughts to words. I seek the truth and for my own part that entails reviewing the observations of those who see things differently~
Like you I am secure in my research and convictions. If someone would just tell me I've been raped as a child by a catholic priest in this thread I could buy a castle if those posts were a nickel apiece.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:24 PM   #24
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Like you I am secure in my research and convictions. If someone would just tell me I've been raped as a child by a catholic priest in this thread I could buy a castle if those posts were a nickel apiece.
you've been raped as a child by a catholic priest in this thread...

i didn't know there was a catholic priest in this thread...
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you've been raped as a child by a catholic priest in this thread...

i didn't know there was a catholic priest in this thread...
He's right over there
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 01-20-2014, 09:32 PM   #26
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I get where he is coming from. He is a believer and very often those beliefs mocked here. I can understand it would be irritating. However this place requires thick skin. On this subject he and disagree. I am comfortable in my beliefs so attacks on them have little effect on me. He is a good guy and he should take the same approach~
I'm a believer and had zero problem with it.
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As an offering of good will, here's a group of Satanists looking really foolish in a video. I am going to assume that they are Satanists because this is from the band's upcoming album: The Satanist. First, before you watch the video, I want to point out a few things.

NSFW!

OK. Now a list of pros and cons:

Pros:

1) There's some boobs in the video. They're nice boobs, but the women have funky horror make up on. If you can get past the hokey horror movie special effects you can enjoy the boobs.

2) It's black and white. I like B&W film, it looks cool. This one isn't all that great looking. It doesn't have the artsy feel of really good B&W photography. But it is B&W. So that's kind of cool.

Cons:

1) The video is pretty stupid. Take every Satanist stereotype and videotape it, put it to music. That's what this is. Guys walking around in fields with big fake horns on their heads. Some guy carrying a lamb around like he's going to sacrifice it. A virginal looking girl supposedly chased by a wolf. Some bizarre rituals going on that look like messed up versions of religious observances. It's like those cheesy 60's/70's movies based on Revelations that used to come on TV at Midnight.

2) The singer is crap. Just growls everything instead of singing. He sounds a lot like I think my dog would sound if he tried to talk for five minutes or so. There are lyrics but as far as I can tell they go something like ,"Grroooowwl growl growl Gabriel woof woof trumpets woof woof bark."

3) I think this is supposed to be scary or creepy. It's actually sad and unintentionally funny. I remember kids in High School and Middle School that were kind of like this.


OK, here's the video, remember that it is NSFW.



BEHEMOTH "Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel" Official Video Uncensored from Behemoth Official on Vimeo.
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How do you know that's lightning striking Jesus? Maybe Jesus is shooting out the lightning or some lasers or something and smiting someone.
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