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Old 02-04-2014, 09:30 AM  
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The 2014 CP Roasts thread

Since the Broncos fail finished another NFL season, it is time for some off season shenanigans. By request of some quality longterm posters, I have started this thread for CPers to show off their smack skills. Let it begin....
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:24 AM   #31
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:25 AM   #32
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:28 AM
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:30 AM   #33
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:38 AM   #34
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I didn't know you were that flexible.
If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:40 AM   #35
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:42 AM   #36
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:43 AM   #37
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Whenever he uses caps lock, I read the post in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
that's actually kind of the effect i was going for
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:49 AM   #38
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Wow, you men have about as much impact as the Broncos did in the Superbowl. Odds would suggest one of you would land on something funny just by accident. But I suppose those odds only relate to the men out in the real world actually doing something with their lives at 12:00 on a Tuesday instead of perpetually replaying fart jokes. Cup your collective stench over your mouths and hold it there until you drift off to sleep.

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Old 02-04-2014, 10:54 AM   #39
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Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:54 AM   #40
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Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
Are you sure your girlfriend didn't just spring a leak?
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:58 AM   #41
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Old 02-04-2014, 11:03 AM   #42
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Are you sure your girlfriend didn't just spring a leak?
Don't believe everything you think.. With that being said don't knock it until you try it.

Hey, I heard you changed your mind today. What did you do with the diaper?
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Old 02-04-2014, 11:10 AM   #43
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Old 02-04-2014, 11:11 AM   #44
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Old 02-04-2014, 11:14 AM   #45
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Don't believe everything you think.. With that being said don't knock it until you try it.

Hey, I heard you changed your mind today. What did you do with the diaper?
The fact that I have a dirty mind wouldn't surprise anyone. The fact that you have one at all shoots the moon. Be honest... Just how badly would you fail the Wonderlic?
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