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Old 02-04-2014, 10:30 AM  
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The 2014 CP Roasts thread

Since the Broncos fail finished another NFL season, it is time for some off season shenanigans. By request of some quality longterm posters, I have started this thread for CPers to show off their smack skills. Let it begin....
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:49 AM   #106
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My reply is no.

Without a doubt.

Don't count on it.
Very doubtful.

My sources say no.

Outlook not so good.
boooooo

If you're gonna get roasted, be roasted. You can't defend yourself. You can only attack the roaster in return.

Learn the rules, mang. Learn them rules.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:54 AM   #107
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I'd like to see MGT#10 be roasted.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:55 AM   #108
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I'd like to see MGT#10 be roasted.
Well hop to it, bud. If I did one, anybody can do one.
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Old 02-05-2014, 11:21 AM   #109
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I'd like to see MGT#10 be roasted.
That WOULD be awesome!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-05-2014, 11:43 AM   #110
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boooooo

If you're gonna get roasted, be roasted. You can't defend yourself. You can only attack the roaster in return.

Learn the rules, mang. Learn them rules.
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Old 02-05-2014, 02:29 PM   #111
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There's more mileage in this thread than a Reno whorehouse.
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Old 02-05-2014, 04:03 PM   #112
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Old 02-05-2014, 04:42 PM   #113
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Knowmo your girl has the ass of Chris Farley
And the neck of Christopher Reeve.
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Old 02-05-2014, 05:29 PM   #114
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:06 PM   #115
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Fire one up rico!
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:36 PM   #116
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:44 PM   #117
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Old 02-05-2014, 08:51 PM   #118
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If you think that's bad you should smell his mom or sister. I remember having a threesome with them and having to remove an index finger and making them smell it just so they knew what they were doing to my olfactory nerve.
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Old 02-05-2014, 09:09 PM   #119
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Fire one up rico!
Still snowed in... haven't driven anywhere, let alone left the house. I am, however, getting some ideas sporadically hitting me for Mr. Tomahawk.
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:26 AM   #120
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