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Old 02-19-2014, 10:21 AM  
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:33 PM   #31
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:36 PM   #32
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:43 PM   #33
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I have heard pig dick looks like a curly fire..anybody know if that's true or not
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:50 PM   #34
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just like jerkin off a corkscrew I imagine
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Old 02-19-2014, 10:35 PM   #35
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Looks like a nice little operation. From its appearance it probably houses 30-40 boars. The boar barn is the one in front of the red pickup and looks like the connecting barn would be the collection chamber. If you're established it can be profitable. It's obviously show pigs so semen could be selling for $100 a dose. One boar can easily put out 20 doses twice a week if he's mature.

Here's some semen prices for commercial semen for you that are interestied:

http://www.piggene.com/IBS/semen_prices.htm
Billy Bob and Claim to Fame are going for $150 a dose/

http://www.showpigs.com/FrozenCat.php

If each of those pigs can get you 20 doses twice a week at that price, they can fetch you over $600K a year between them.
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Old 02-19-2014, 10:42 PM   #36
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It is sooooo wrong to name a pig that you collect semen from "nom nom nom."

http://showpigs.com/psssjoom/index.p...om-nom-nom-3-6
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Old 02-19-2014, 10:47 PM   #37
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just like jerkin off a corkscrew I imagine
Which brings up a very important question. If you have a bottle of wine you need opened and can't find a corkscrew, can you use a pig in a pinch?
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:20 PM   #38
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Which brings up a very important question. If you have a bottle of wine you need opened and can't find a corkscrew, can you use a pig in a pinch?
if it doesn't work at least you have bacon!
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:23 PM   #39
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if it doesn't work at least you have bacon!
The cruel irony.....I can't eat bacon without wine. Dammit!
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:27 PM   #40
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quit hammin around, is this serious or not?
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:33 PM   #41
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quit hammin around, is this serious or not?
Don't poke the pig son, it's for serial.
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Old 02-20-2014, 12:10 AM   #42
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The cruel irony.....I can't eat bacon without wine. Dammit!
keep the batteries charged on that drill and you can pop that cork right out
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Old 02-20-2014, 12:45 AM   #43
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600k a year for jerkin off a pig? Imma go to that pig orgy farm, steal me some show pigs, put em in my garage with posters ofmiss piggy in a thong and go to town. Profit
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Old 02-20-2014, 05:31 AM   #44
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