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Old 03-23-2014, 07:58 PM  
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Serious poop question

I'm usually a daily pooper, maybe once every other day. Lately I've been going 4 or 5 days at a time without a good poop. When I do finally have a movement, it's been much thinner than usual. I'm also having some pain in my lower right abdomen. Sorta have a full stomach like feeling, and more gas then usual.

My diet is shit. I drink tons of soda and eat a lot of junk food. Not overweight, but not in great shape either. Pretty much exactly at an average weight for my age and height.

Should I see a doctor? Or perhaps just make an attempt to drink more water, and eat healthier?

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Old 03-23-2014, 09:29 PM   #61
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:31 PM   #62
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I took a couple docusate, ate some yogurt, now I'm going to bed. If I feel worse tomorrow I'll go the milk of mag route. If that doesn't help I'll go to the doctor.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:32 PM   #63
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That sounds scary. I've been taking hydrocodone for a couple weeks. Had surgery on my wrist about a month ago. Please don't freak me out.
This interferes with your nervous system in such a way that natural elimination becomes problematic. You need to grab a combo stool softener/laxative. Grab a large container of this from Wal Mart:



Take as directed. You will see results within days, if not the day after your first dose.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:33 PM   #64
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Have had my apendix removed. So it's not that. How I feel now is nowhere even remotely close to how I felt when I had to have it removed.

I think I'm consitpated. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:35 PM   #65
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This interferes with your nervous system in such a way that natural elimination becomes problematic. You need to grab a combo stool softener/laxative. Grab a large container of this from Wal Mart:



Take as directed. You will see results within days, if not the day after your first dose.
I'll give this a try tomorrow if I'm still feeling shitty. (Pun intended)
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:36 PM   #66
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Serious poop question

Miralax for the short term, fix your diet for the long term.

Edit: looks like someone beat me to it. This stuff works great. It softens the poop up and makes it come out with ease and no pain.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:37 PM   #67
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When I got done from heart surgery and they had me all doped up I couldn't shit for a week. Finally, I took an up the butt laxative. Afterwords they prescribed me senna which I took until I was no longer on pain meds. Senna is an FDA approved non prescription laxative supplement and worked for me.
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Old 03-23-2014, 09:38 PM   #69
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I'll give this a try tomorrow if I'm still feeling shitty. (Pun intended)
You are probably taking a combination of hydrocodone and acetaminophen. It is known to cause this:

Hydrocodone/APAP and Constipation

For people taking hydrocodone/APAP, constipation is a likely -- and expected -- side effect. Your healthcare provider may recommend that you take a laxative or stool softener while taking the drug to prevent this problem from occurring. Unfortunately, the body does not get used to the effects of the drug that cause constipation, so as long as you are taking hydrocodone/APAP, constipation is likely to occur.

http://pain.emedtv.com/hydrocodone-a...stipation.html
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Stop with the dairy and beer recommendations you dumb ****s!
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I took a couple docusate, ate some yogurt, now I'm going to bed. If I feel worse tomorrow I'll go the milk of mag route. If that doesn't help I'll go to the doctor.
Let us know what your gynecologist says?
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Miralax for the short term, fix your diet for the long term.

Edit: looks like someone beat me to it. This stuff works great. It softens the poop up and makes it come out with ease and no pain.
I've known several people who were on Norco long term. It's really helpful. When he gets off of it this will go away.
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You do realize someone is asking people on Chiefsplanet for shitting advice, right?


I couldn't think of a better place to pose the question. This board is filled with pooping pros.
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I couldn't think of a better place to pose the question. This board is filled with pooping pros.
This saccofpoo guy thinks you can't tell the different between real help and trolling. I guess he thinks you're dumb.
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