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Old 03-23-2014, 07:58 PM  
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Serious poop question

I'm usually a daily pooper, maybe once every other day. Lately I've been going 4 or 5 days at a time without a good poop. When I do finally have a movement, it's been much thinner than usual. I'm also having some pain in my lower right abdomen. Sorta have a full stomach like feeling, and more gas then usual.

My diet is shit. I drink tons of soda and eat a lot of junk food. Not overweight, but not in great shape either. Pretty much exactly at an average weight for my age and height.

Should I see a doctor? Or perhaps just make an attempt to drink more water, and eat healthier?

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Old 03-24-2014, 06:55 AM   #106
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No. No, no, no. This is what I want to avoid.
Dude, it's no sweat. I had one about 18 months ago. You're KTFO while they do it. No worries.
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Old 03-24-2014, 08:55 AM   #107
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No. No, no, no. This is what I want to avoid.
A colonoscopy is expensive . You can do this at home anyway. Just shove a camera up your ass and start clicking away.
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:10 AM   #108
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go and drink a glass of water with some epsom salt in it. shit will clear you out faster than a bowl of blueberries. most of the time its dehydration. with all the sodium and soda in your diet it would surprise me if you're not dehydrated.
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:28 AM   #109
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It sounds like maybe a partial bowel obstruction
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:37 AM   #110
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A colonoscopy is expensive . You can do this at home anyway. Just shove a camera up your ass and start clicking away.
If you find a gay version of BangBros, they might pay you for it.

Hit up the dollar menu at McDonalds. Couple things off that and I'm usually shitting my ****ing brains out within a few hours.
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:55 AM   #111
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Go to a health food store and get some probiotic. It will replace all the natural bacteria in the gut and you will be going up a storm in no time. (I was in health care 40 yrs)
If you were really in health care, then I fear for any patients you might have had.

If probiotics really replaced all the natural bacteria in the gut, it would leave you dead. Not to mention the fact that it would be impossible to even do. There are 10^10 trillion or so microorganisms in your gut flora. To think you could replace them all is absurd. To even say taking probiotics could have a dramatic affect on complex gut flora is itself silly and unproven.

Probiotics have yet to show any conclusive scientific evidence for any health benefits.
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:56 AM   #112
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Is it greenish when you do go? It sounds like a (partial) bowel obstruction. Go on a liquid diet for a couple of days (broth, hot liquids, etc.) and see if it clears up. If not, see a doctor. If left unattended, a bowel obstruction can cause that section of the intestinal track to "die". I had an obstruction a couple years ago...not fun.
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Old 03-24-2014, 11:04 AM   #113
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Took some senna and some docusate this morning. I have an overwhelming need to poop so I'm going in. Wish me luck.
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Old 03-24-2014, 11:18 AM   #116
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Hoo boy. I feel like a million bucks right now. Not a clean breaker or anything, but I probably lost 10 pounds. The pain in my stomach is all but gone. Having a little cramping, (probably from the Senna). But that really is a small price to pay.
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Hoo boy. I feel like a million bucks right now. Not a clean breaker or anything, but I probably lost 10 pounds. The pain in my stomach is all but gone. Having a little cramping, (probably from the Senna). But that really is a small price to pay.
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Old 03-24-2014, 11:23 AM   #118
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