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Old 04-03-2014, 09:05 PM  
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David Letterman to retire from 'Late Show' in 2015

That puts him at right around 33 years on nightly t.v. Wow. Amazing. Wonder if Bill Murray will be on his last show... You know Chris Elliott will be back and there'll be a tribute to Larry Bud. You can tell it's time for him...but still sad. End of an era.

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Old 04-04-2014, 04:52 AM   #46
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Top Ten Reasons I'm Glad David Letterman is Leaving:

10. David Letterman isn't funny
9. Paul Schaffer is the worst person to put on TV. Ever.
8. Old people will maybe wise up and do something more productive with their time
7. Hopefully staying at home will prevent him from leaking out any more spawns of himself
6. Jay Leno probably feels a bit lonely
5. If he's hanging out with Jay, he probably won't have time to say to CBS, "Hey, and if you guys need anything when Craig Ferguson takes over, I'm just a phone call away"
4. Eyeballs across America will suffer 23% less stress from having to look at shit that ugly for an hour every weeknight
3. Did I mention that Paul Schaffer can go die in an AIDS fire?
2. Did I mention that David Letterman isn't funny?
1. NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN THROUGH ANOTHER UNFUNNY PIECE OF SHIT TOP TEN LIST EVER A****INGGAIN!
He really did age into a crankypants, but 80s Dave was the shizz. Just so off the wall and goofy. Go track down some youtubes or other archive footage.

Still think Late Night Conan was the show I enjoyed the most, though. Although Arsenio started off on FIRE!! Even my parents were hooked on it. Possibly the only show outside prime time that they VCRed back then.
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Old 04-04-2014, 04:56 AM   #47
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This is the funniest post I've read in a while. Oh...my...God those guys were ATROCIOUS in their short-lived late-night roles.

The Magic Hour...I remember laughing for what seemed like 3 minutes straight when I heard this dude on the Bob and Tom Show who used to be Magic's sidekick for an episode or two before being booted... Craig Shumacher was his name, I think....did an incredible impression of Magic and had hilarious observations of Magic and how inept he was at hosting that show...

Chevy Chase was just...awful. He seemed so unlikable in that show. Presumably a total letdown to those who expected more from him, since he was the first ever Weekend Update dude on SNL.

The Pat Sajak Show. I forgot that show even existed... Nostalgia.
The Magic Hour was the perfect thing for Howard to bust on. Best of the Stern Show outside Babba Booey's apology.



Since Stern is in the mix, her's part one of 7 of the Booey apology reveal

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Old 04-04-2014, 04:58 AM   #48
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Outside of Carson, this is the most momentous retirement from entertainment broadcast tv ever... watching Dave making the uber comfortable squirm in their seats has been my privilege.

Without his crazy skew on things you would have NEVER seen a Conan or Colbert or Kimmel... Dave made it OK to needle your guests a bit, to not be awed by fawning instincts, to make them a bit more human for you.

Dave Rules.
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Old 04-04-2014, 05:18 AM   #49
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Outside of Carson, this is the most momentous retirement from entertainment broadcast tv ever... watching Dave making the uber comfortable squirm in their seats has been my privilege.

Without his crazy skew on things you would have NEVER seen a Conan or Colbert or Kimmel... Dave made it OK to needle your guests a bit, to not be awed by fawning instincts, to make them a bit more human for you.

Dave Rules.
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Old 04-04-2014, 05:57 AM   #50
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Top Ten Reasons I'm Glad David Letterman is Leaving:

10. David Letterman isn't funny
9. Paul Schaffer is the worst person to put on TV. Ever.
8. Old people will maybe wise up and do something more productive with their time
7. Hopefully staying at home will prevent him from leaking out any more spawns of himself
6. Jay Leno probably feels a bit lonely
5. If he's hanging out with Jay, he probably won't have time to say to CBS, "Hey, and if you guys need anything when Craig Ferguson takes over, I'm just a phone call away"
4. Eyeballs across America will suffer 23% less stress from having to look at shit that ugly for an hour every weeknight
3. Did I mention that Paul Schaffer can go die in an AIDS fire?
2. Did I mention that David Letterman isn't funny?
1. NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN THROUGH ANOTHER UNFUNNY PIECE OF SHIT TOP TEN LIST EVER A****INGGAIN!
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And who gives a shit about making celebrities "more human". I mean I can understand with Xenu invading Hollywood they may not all be human, but celebrity worship is for soccer moms and teenagers.
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Old 04-04-2014, 06:46 AM   #51
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Old 04-04-2014, 07:08 AM   #52
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This is great news, if it means Craig Ferguson is on earlier. He's far and away the funniest person on late night TV.
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Old 04-04-2014, 07:15 AM   #53
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Chris Rock would be a nice replacement. He's probably too edgy for the Blue Haired network though.
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Old 04-04-2014, 07:25 AM   #54
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:02 AM   #56
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**** David Letterman for making me feel old!
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:03 AM   #57
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Old 04-04-2014, 08:03 AM   #58
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I always thought David was fairly funny - His style got a little tired post Y2k IMO.
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Nah, Leno won't do it. He's as old as Dave; if he wanted to keep talk-showing into his 70's, he would have just stayed where he was.
Um, that was no longer an option for him. He got shit-canned.
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