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Old 05-19-2014, 12:46 PM  
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I'm on a mission to shit

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:22 PM   #46
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:26 PM   #47
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:29 PM   #48
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:34 PM   #49
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:34 PM   #50
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:36 PM   #51
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:37 PM   #52
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:38 PM   #53
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:39 PM   #54
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:40 PM   #55
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:41 PM   #56
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:43 PM   #57
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:44 PM   #58
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:45 PM   #59
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