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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:28 PM   #121
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:31 PM   #122
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:32 PM   #123
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:33 PM   #124
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:40 PM   #125
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:44 PM   #126
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:49 PM   #127
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:49 PM   #128
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:49 PM   #129
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:50 PM   #130
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:51 PM   #132
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:51 PM   #133
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:51 PM   #134
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