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Old 05-23-2014, 09:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 06-24-2014, 01:38 PM   #3226
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Old 06-24-2014, 01:57 PM   #3227
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Ricoesque length, but good....keep going
I've got some homework to do tonight at work, but I'll try and squeeze in some time to work on another one. I'm a little uneasy about the next guy because of his history.
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:23 PM   #3228
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:16 PM   #3229
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Just finished my homework. Let me look into it a bit more.
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:37 PM   #3230
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:43 PM   #3231
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The cycles of energy are amongst you and many have searched for me to find inspiration and guidance. The universe works in strange ways and knows you are looking for answers. Therefore, it is no coincidence that you have found me.dr.rasheedspell Voodoo could help You at this time in your life.

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Old 06-24-2014, 09:57 PM   #3232
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My Ancestors Have Been Working Through The Ancient Art Of Dr.Rasheed spell Voodoo For Century's. I Am a Voodoo Worker And Spell Caster with:

- 42 years as a practitioner of Ancient African Voodoo
- 26 years working alongside my beloved, late grandfather

I Work Through a Wide Range Of Voodoo Dolls, Amulets, Talismans, Candles, Spirits, Crystals And a Variety Of Old World Ingredients, Including Herbs, Oils, And Other Elements Of Nature.

All my spells are genuine

The cycles of energy are amongst you and many have searched for me to find inspiration and guidance. The universe works in strange ways and knows you are looking for answers. Therefore, it is no coincidence that you have found me.dr.rasheedspell Voodoo could help You at this time in your life.

My spiritual works could Lead and Guide you to overcome obstacles and conquer your desires. You will be glad that you did Not Look Any Further.

Try my Ancient Voodoo Spells Today.

Dr.Rasheed could bring about desire changes and blessings to your life, provide you the spiritual guidance you seek to fulfill destiny, overcome obstacles and find the right path. African Voodoo is not child's play. You may only order the service if you are over 18 years old. Individual results may vary. If you're not completely satisfied, I will refund your money.
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Old 06-24-2014, 09:58 PM   #3233
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Not only the wrong thread Clay but the wrong forum. Remember to click on www.nevergetlaidbutlikethecockgeeksplanet.com before posting again.
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Old 06-24-2014, 11:01 PM   #3234
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How in the **** did I make this list? I've posted only 1300 times in over 12 years. Seriously, how in the **** did I make this list?!?!?!? Putting me on this list makes about as much sense as putting users such as BushyTheBeaver, HarryParatestes, and Gary on the list. Look them up, those are actual members! You won't recognize them though. Because, like me, they have been members for years and don't post shit.

Lately, I spend most of my time on the board boring the shit out of my fellow Royal fans at a blistering pace of 0.30 posts per day. Everything in moderation has always been my motto...Well, with most things at least, but lets not re-open that chapter.

I can only guess that my place on the list is due to my sensitive and caring nature. Whether it's berating a guy for being on Chiefsplanet the day his "best friend" died, following Simply Red around and accusing him of being gay, or hanging out in the racial slur thread bashing all the indian lovers, you can rest assured I'm doing my part to make this a family community.

I don't feel the love in return, though. Anytime I post a thread asking for a bit of sympathy, I'm met with jokes and mult accusations.

Perhaps I should just kill myself.

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Old 06-24-2014, 11:04 PM   #3235
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Old 06-24-2014, 11:05 PM   #3236
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Great now he just will and we will hear about it, get's CP shut down.




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Old 06-25-2014, 12:19 AM   #3237
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That is a puzzler. How the hell did brianfro make the vaunted top 101?
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Old 06-25-2014, 12:26 AM   #3238
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Old 06-25-2014, 08:58 AM   #3239
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That is a puzzler. How the hell did brianfro make the vaunted top 101?
Apparently for the same reason that chiefs4me did.
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Old 06-25-2014, 09:01 AM   #3240
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That is a puzzler. How the hell did brianfro make the vaunted top 101?
1.) Lack of super active posters
2.) Purposeful exclusion of certain active individuals based on lols or dislike (suck as InMen) stretches the list even further.
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