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Old 05-23-2014, 09:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-15-2014, 09:53 AM   #3826
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Ok, go ahead then.
I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:53 AM   #3827
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Ok, go ahead then.
This.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:54 AM   #3828
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I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:56 AM   #3829
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I'm going to go shit in a bucket.

I'll probably want to say things later. I'll come back.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:58 AM   #3830
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I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.
That's because you're a clod.
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:00 AM   #3831
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I'm going to go shit in a bucket.

I'll probably want to say things later. I'll come back.
Will this be done in your imaginary time or in CP time?
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:27 AM   #3832
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Not at first.

In retrospect, I think that one reply does cover 3 things about me. I love watching old-school basketball documentaries. I like The Office a lot. And the response also indicated that I am a Norm Macdonald fan. That (the Norm reference ) should explain more than anything in terms of what I think is funny.
Norm is ****ing hilarious.

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Old 07-15-2014, 10:34 AM   #3833
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I mean, unfair shit is going to get said about you in these roasts.

For example, you know that interview I had with Donger? I made the whole thing up. It never happened.

Shocking, I know.
Of course it never happened. The responses you attributed to me were not even close to what I would say.
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:44 AM   #3834
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SNR, when you first started roasting, you mentioned there were a few guys you REALLY wanted to take shots at. Have those names come up yet?
A few have come up where I think, "Oooh... this will be fun."

But none of them are on "my" list. Which really is only about 2 or 3 people.
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:50 AM   #3835
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I think if I could, I have some people in mind that I'd like to hand tonight's roast off to just because I know they could do a better job than me. Kind of like Discuss Thrower, I'm going to make some cracks about this guy, but then I'm almost positive that people will come by and say, "Aw man, you totally missed joking about the time this guy was in this one thread and blah blah blah blah dildos and transvestites." I know I'm going to miss something, but whatever. That's just the way it is.
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:31 AM   #3836
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Thank you for helping me really dig down and find myself.
your mom found herself.

...and went to college and gained 10lbs.



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Old 07-15-2014, 11:35 AM   #3837
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:52 AM   #3838
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your mom found herself.

...and went to college and gained 10lbs.



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Old 07-15-2014, 11:54 AM   #3839
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rico, your boy got fired from snl...
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:56 AM   #3840
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I think if I could, I have some people in mind that I'd like to hand tonight's roast off to just because I know they could do a better job than me. Kind of like Discuss Thrower, I'm going to make some cracks about this guy, but then I'm almost positive that people will come by and say, "Aw man, you totally missed joking about the time this guy was in this one thread and blah blah blah blah dildos and transvestites." I know I'm going to miss something, but whatever. That's just the way it is.
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