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Old 05-23-2014, 08:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-18-2014, 07:08 AM   #3991
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Oh, you silly fat assed loving scrawny pile of monkey shit.

That you could live in a world so fit with degradation that my posts would actually sublimate themselves into the CP collective and be accepted as the norm rather than the transcendent.

Alas, you do not.

Although, after a ten hour shift in a stark white and newly laundered T-shirt, I did pick out a healthy pile of navel link and cotton residue this afternoon that had an arrangement of abdominal hairs and lint that most likely would have reminded you of the wrinkled starfish of a late-20's caucasian woman that had been to the gym religiously over the past six months, but who had also consumed far too many Taco Bell Triple Steak Burritos at 1:37 a.m. after $0.50 draft Wednesday nights at her local watering hole. i.e., the bitch has a big ol' ass. (At least, when I yanked that pile of lint and hair from my navel, I thought of you...that has to count for something, right?)

The purity of it, coloration wise, stunk of bleach and Q-Tips.

I bet you a dollar to a doughnut you are semi-erect right now.
You are so beautifully strange.
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Old 07-18-2014, 07:11 AM   #3992
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#Fifty-whogivesa****?

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Pete Gas was the worst wrestler in the most ridiculous stable ever conjured from the Dianabol-fueled brain of Vince McMahon. Itís fitting that the roasted dumbass shares his name with an utterly forgettable ****wagon of suck.

Pete Gas hates refs. Pete Gas hates everything else, too, including you and this sentence.

Pete Gas makes you re-evaluate your own priorities and moral code. Alas, Pete Gas is not Socrates, just a pile of mis-matched neurons so mangled that it makes you wonder how you could support something he does. Pete is a walking counterargument for all he hates.

Pete Gas makes you want to shit in your mouth because he uses a toilet bowl.

When you argue with Pete youíre left explaining that home teams get preferential calls in college basketball and that, although a driving playerís sweat may have sprayed upon the brow of a defender, sloshing perspiration does not equate to a missile dropkick, and thus no offensive foul.

When you argue with Pete Gas about the Royals, you are left defending Ned Yost at times. No, Gas did not execute a rhetorical trapóitís just not possible to bitch about everything someone does all the time.

But before you hate on Pete Gas too much, remember this.

In 1995, Mr. Gas was younger, thinner, and still just as dull. He had just finished a short tour of the bar circuit in Jasper, Missouri as a roadie for a Collective Soul cover band. He took the sawbuck and vertebral subluxation for hauling their amps, slapped on his LA Lights, and went to a local spank shack on the side of I-49. On his way behind the black curtain, before he could drop in his first quarter to see the local dwarf scrog a burro behind Plexiglas, there he saw her: his mother on the cover of Internal Reamplay 4: Painting the Lines, featuring Jerry Markbright, Jerome Bogar, and Jeff Triplette.

Before you pillory Gas too much, remember that your mom has not sucked semen and fecal matter out of her own ass, blowing bubbles with it on VHS-C so she could score a gelcap of heíron. Although you may have done it yourself if youíre beach tribe.

Although that may excuse his hatred for the zebra set, there is no proper penance for someone with the worst taste of anyone who has dragged digital ass across this server.

Pete Gas misses the Arch Deluxe

Pete Gas drinks Shasta, even though he can afford Hee Haw

Pete Gas believes Michael Bay is a visionary.

Pete Gas wants you to buy a WiiU, too.

Pete Gas has a sick collection of HD-DVD.

Pete Gas has a sixer of Steel Reserve in the wine cooler for a special
occasion.

Pete Gas had all the members of Nickelback sign his autobiography of Scott Stapp

Pete Gas dresses up as Robin Thicke when he is role-playing with his wife, who wears an Obama mask. Donít judge a hate-****.

Pete Gasís favorite character on The Wire was Lt. Marimow and he hated Slim Charles.

But worst of all, Pete Gas makes you wish you were from Kansas.


It's a pete thread
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Old 07-18-2014, 07:47 AM   #3993
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I don't know, man. Big Smoke's Gunt thread was top notch.
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Old 07-18-2014, 07:51 AM   #3994
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i ain't as good as i once was

but im as good once

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Old 07-18-2014, 07:52 AM   #3995
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Wow now that is gonna take some epic work to narrow that field down to 101.
It would a been this year if we finished last year. Like soccer and the World Cup it can really only be tolerable every couple years.
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Old 07-18-2014, 07:53 AM   #3996
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I don't know, man. Big Smoke's Gunt thread was top notch.
Homie please. Deberg has spots 2-200!!
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Old 07-18-2014, 07:54 AM   #3997
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While I feel that I am not Top-100 worthy (with so many excellent contributors to this board, my presence is barely felt I am sure), I am glad to see that those who like to **** pigs and hags are being represented...
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Old 07-18-2014, 08:54 AM   #3998
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Ha! The name really messed with me. How you doing pgm?
Doing good. Pgm was becoming a crabby trolling bastard, so I nixed him. Pasta Giant is a cool dude.
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Old 07-18-2014, 02:19 PM   #3999
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Old 07-18-2014, 04:50 PM   #4000
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Here is a simple man with simple tastes. Not many interesting wrinkles to this guy. I suppose his preference for battered women is kind of interesting, but I would categorize that as more sad than interesting.

Former n00b of the year? Is that interesting? Not really. I mean, crazycoffey won one for ****'s sake, and Inmem is forever distraught that he lost to Sorter.

A huge flaming Chiefs homer? Mediocre English skills? Getting really ****ing jacked up and excited for The Expendables 2?

What can I really say about him? He's BigChiefDave minus 20 or 30 IQ points.

He's Dayze without the wit or the unemployment checks.

He's HogFarmer without the boar jizz.

He's the male version of luv. He's Reerun KC's evil twin brother.

He's Halfcan.
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Old 07-18-2014, 05:28 PM   #4001
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Old 07-18-2014, 06:30 PM   #4002
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55. Halfcan



Here is a simple man with simple tastes. Not many interesting wrinkles to this guy. I suppose his preference for battered women is kind of interesting, but I would categorize that as more sad than interesting.

Former n00b of the year? Is that interesting? Not really. I mean, crazycoffey won one for ****'s sake, and Inmem is forever distraught that he lost to Sorter.

A huge flaming Chiefs homer? Mediocre English skills? Getting really ****ing jacked up and excited for The Expendables 2?

What can I really say about him? He's BigChiefDave minus 20 or 30 IQ points.

He's Dayze without the wit or the unemployment checks.

He's HogFarmer without the boar jizz.

He's the male version of luv. He's Reerun KC's evil twin brother.

He's Halfcan.
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Old 07-18-2014, 09:27 PM   #4003
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Old 07-18-2014, 11:42 PM   #4004
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Old 07-19-2014, 12:06 AM   #4005
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I wasn't even nominated or even mentioned once in my n00b year's "n00b of the Year" thread..........

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