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Old 05-23-2014, 08:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-19-2014, 08:44 AM   #4021
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Old 07-19-2014, 08:47 AM   #4022
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Old 07-19-2014, 08:49 AM   #4023
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It will fall to Darth 'Hamas.'

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities. Some, considered to be...unnatural.
Great idea, delegate Claynus' roasting to a QB obsessive butt buddy.
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Old 07-19-2014, 08:51 AM   #4024
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Great idea, delegate Claynus' roasting to a QB obsessive butt buddy.
'Hamas' is hardly my butt buddy. He is an equal opportunity roaster. And he's been here forever...he knows what a ****ing sperglord I am.
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Old 07-19-2014, 09:18 AM   #4025
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55. Halfcan



Here is a simple man with simple tastes. Not many interesting wrinkles to this guy. I suppose his preference for battered women is kind of interesting, but I would categorize that as more sad than interesting.

Former n00b of the year? Is that interesting? Not really. I mean, crazycoffey won one for ****'s sake, and Inmem is forever distraught that he lost to Sorter.

A huge flaming Chiefs homer? Mediocre English skills? Getting really ****ing jacked up and excited for The Expendables 2?

What can I really say about him? He's BigChiefDave minus 20 or 30 IQ points.

He's Dayze without the wit or the unemployment checks.

He's HogFarmer without the boar jizz.

He's the male version of luv. He's Reerun KC's evil twin brother.

He's Halfcan.
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:04 AM   #4026
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When Clay's name comes up on the list, I won't roast him. I refuse. Our bond goes deeper than that.

If I should ever raise my hand against him, may God strike me dead.
Ill do it!
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:05 AM   #4027
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'Hamas' is hardly my butt buddy. He is an equal opportunity roaster. And he's been here forever...he knows what a ****ing sperglord I am.
As your true nemesis, it had to be me. We are destined for this to happen.
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:09 AM   #4028
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As your true nemesis, it had to be me. We are destined for this to happen.
Your roast would consist of kisses and fellatio, so no thanks
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:46 AM   #4029
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:48 AM   #4030
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Who's going to do my roast?

Lord knows enough people are going to want to take a shot at me after this is all over.
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:52 AM   #4031
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Lord knows enough people are going to want to take a shot at me after this is all over.
Not sure you are on the list.
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:59 AM   #4032
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101 is not as big a number as you might think.
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Old 07-19-2014, 11:02 AM   #4033
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Not sure you are on the list.
If the list maker is who I think it is, I'm probably in the top 10
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Old 07-19-2014, 11:46 AM   #4034
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