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Old 06-23-2014, 04:20 PM  
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A British model who reportedly skipped probation meetings to get a breast enlargement is turning heads for her explanation.

"My boobs and my appearance are more important than the law because my career depends on it," Sophie Dalzell told The Sun.

Apparently, she hasn't been too keen on complying with her court-ordered work either. Dalzell, of Manchester, reportedly refused to complete community service stemming from an assault on police officers because the litter pickup is "too tiring."

"The days are too long and the work is too physical for me, compared to what Im used to, she said to the tabloid.

The 20-year-old was convicted in 2013 and sentenced to 400 hours of maintenance duty, but she hasn't reported to her assignment in seven months, outlets noted. She reportedly has 180 hours left.

Described by publications as a soft-porn model and adult TV star, Dalzell recently appeared in court to address charges that she missed probation meetings in January. After submitting confirmation that she was in Brussels for breast enhancement surgery at the time, she was excused. The New York Daily News called it her "breast defense."
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Old 06-24-2014, 07:05 PM   #61
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With all these Asian references I'm gonna need to see a pic of Katipan soon.

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Old 06-24-2014, 07:28 PM   #62
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With all these Asian references I'm gonna need to see a pic of Katipan soon.
My picture has been on CP a couple times. But fine.

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Old 06-24-2014, 07:31 PM   #63
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Old 06-24-2014, 07:43 PM   #64
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My picture has been on CP a couple times. But fine.

Oh cool, thanks! Here's a pic of me!

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Old 06-24-2014, 07:54 PM   #65
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Oh cool, thanks! Here's a pic of me!

You're taller than I imagined
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:10 PM   #66
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:12 PM   #67
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:20 PM   #68
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For the record, that leg picture is just a random pic pulled from google. My legs are way sweeter.
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:22 PM   #69
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For the record, that leg picture is just a random pic pulled from google. My legs are way sweeter.
Um, mine too!
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Old 06-25-2014, 12:38 AM   #70
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If we could only have one or the other, which would we choose? A society based on laws and the protection of human rights, but with flat-chested females, or an anarchic lawless society where women have boobs?
It's funny that we currently have a society with both, so your question should've been more about removing laws or removing boobs
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Old 06-25-2014, 12:49 AM   #71
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Old 06-25-2014, 07:00 AM   #72
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My picture has been on CP a couple times. But fine.

So anytime a stranger asks if yer' high you just say "No! I'm asian you racist ****!" and you get away with it...be honest...
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Old 06-25-2014, 07:01 AM   #73
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2nd try: I'm more curious about the bong. It looks like yer' smoking out of a converted Mexican prayer candle...
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Old 06-25-2014, 07:09 AM   #74
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So anytime a stranger asks if yer' high you just say "No! I'm asian you racist ****!" and you get away with it...be honest...
They don't ask, babe.

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2nd try: I'm more curious about the bong. It looks like yer' smoking out of a converted Mexican prayer candle...
It's obnoxious. There's a skull at the bottom and other than the appeal of not worrying about dropping it, it was more trouble than its worth. Not to mention, who really needs water cooled medicinal?

But I was in "Rome." And the previous girl had filled that tube and sucked it clean. My pride would allow me no less.
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I'm not sure what that means either.
'Get off your tits' means get drunk in British slang. Reet means 'right', i.e. 'very'. So 'get very drunk.'

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