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Old 06-23-2014, 03:20 PM  
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A British model who reportedly skipped probation meetings to get a breast enlargement is turning heads for her explanation.

"My boobs and my appearance are more important than the law because my career depends on it," Sophie Dalzell told The Sun.

Apparently, she hasn't been too keen on complying with her court-ordered work either. Dalzell, of Manchester, reportedly refused to complete community service stemming from an assault on police officers because the litter pickup is "too tiring."

"The days are too long and the work is too physical for me, compared to what Im used to, she said to the tabloid.

The 20-year-old was convicted in 2013 and sentenced to 400 hours of maintenance duty, but she hasn't reported to her assignment in seven months, outlets noted. She reportedly has 180 hours left.

Described by publications as a soft-porn model and adult TV star, Dalzell recently appeared in court to address charges that she missed probation meetings in January. After submitting confirmation that she was in Brussels for breast enhancement surgery at the time, she was excused. The New York Daily News called it her "breast defense."
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Old 06-25-2014, 08:17 AM   #76
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Old 06-25-2014, 08:19 AM   #77
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Old 06-25-2014, 08:33 AM   #78
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Those are really ugly jeans, loochy. I suspect a 90s influence.
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Those are really ugly jeans, loochy. I suspect a 90s influence.
Whut?

They look old and worn.

Like every style of jeans that's been popular for the last 30 years...
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Old 06-25-2014, 08:39 AM   #80
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Whut?

They look old and worn.

Like every style of jeans that's been popular for the last 30 years...
They're boring so they look like work jeans. No variation in color or texture. They're also too big for that tiny girl frame. She's definitely going for the urban hoodrat look of the 90s.
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Those are really ugly jeans, loochy. I suspect a 90s influence.
the low cut indicates a mid 2000s influence
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They're boring so they look like work jeans. No variation in color or texture. They're also too big for that tiny girl frame. She's definitely going for the urban hoodrat look of the 90s.
Whut?

Form-fitting with dip in mid-front.

Nevermind. I'm married and dress like a 50 year old lesbian...
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Yeah I wondered about that but I suspected her poor choice in jean size just makes it look lower than its supposed to. Her absentee ass makes this difficult.
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Yeah I wondered about that but I suspected her poor choice in jean size just makes it look lower than its supposed to. Her absentee ass makes this difficult.
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Yeah I wondered about that but I suspected her poor choice in jean size just makes it look lower than its supposed to. Her absentee ass makes this difficult.

how's your ass looking?
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Whut?

Form-fitting with dip in mid-front.

Nevermind. I'm married and dress like a 50 year old lesbian...
Lumberjack is more comforting than hello kitty in arms that are smaller than the muzzle.

Lesbian lumberjacks still kind of scare me.
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Like a split decision.
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Like a split decision.
an onion butt? looks so good it'll make you wanna cry?
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Lesbian lumberjacks still kind of scare me.
I get on with them pretty well.

We're both fishing for the same thing we're just using different tackle...
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I guess that's better than your breath smelling like it for hours.
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